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Coffee gives me super powers

AMCRambler

AMCRambler

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I drank three cups of coffee this morning and man am I wired. Actually I haven't even finished the third cup yet. I feel like I'm the Flash and I'm moving at super speed as compared with time and everyone else.

"ZOOM ZOOOM ZOOOOOOM!" </Sheldon>
 
Damn thats good coffee! I wonder what would happen if I drank 4 cups? Damn good coffee. Posting at super speed now.
 
Crap! Third cups gone. What to do? Hmmm, maybe time to pee now. I wonder if that will happen at super speed too. Shit, I hope I don't piss my pants.
 
MrPickins said:
It gives me the power to shit through a screen door. 😉
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I totally ate a taco salad for dinner last night around 9oclock. After I finished I started thinking I was gonna be code brown at work today. So far nothing though. Sometimes coffee will kick that into high gear too though.

Starting to get a little shaky. I better go pour that fourth cup before I can't hold the pot steady.
 
AMCRambler said:
I totally ate a taco salad for dinner last night around 9oclock. After I finished I started thinking I was gonna be code brown at work today. So far nothing though. Sometimes coffee will kick that into high gear too though.

Starting to get a little shaky. I better go pour that fourth cup before I can't hold the pot steady.
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Drink from the pot, problem half solved...
 
I hate when coffee makes me wired. Usually means I wont sleep well that night.

However, I keep drinkin'. Mmmm.
 
this thread will be great in like 45 minutes when you crash and feel like fucking garbage.

live it up now, friend
 
Platypus said:
coffee gives me super powers too, it gives me the ability to interface with 'morning people'
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I keep meaning to ask you this...you do realize dumping scalding hot coffee over the head of 'morning people' is not really interfacing with them right?
 
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I can't even feel my pulse right now. Hearts beating too fast I guess. I'm like a hummingbird. I need nectar. Except by nectar I mean coffee. MOAR
 
You must not have built up a tolerance to caffeine yet.

You can be especially caffeine sensitive if you never drink more than a cup or two at a time on a regular basis.
 
I don't drink coffee. I don't like the feeling of being addicted to a substance (although I'm addicted to other stupid things).

When I do drink it, I can't concentrate because I have to go every 10-15 mins.
 
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