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n0cmonkey

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Originally posted by: Shelly21
Can someone pm me that describe what tubegirl is? I know people put it in the same category as goatse which I've seen (sadly).

"I cannot tell you what the tubgirl[/b] is--it is something you must see for yourself. But you must be willing to accept the truth. I must warn you--once you step through the looking glass, there's no turning back. I give you a choice--you take the red pill, you receive the truth--you wake from your dream and begin a new life. You take the blue pill, and you stay in dream-land, the truth remaining hidden in plain sight. The choice is yours."
 

Klixxer

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Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
I think someone in the "office" is wearing budweiser as a cologne...

try getting drunk off the fumes :)

I hate budweiser.

I hate vodka but i'll drink it if there's no good whiskey or tequila in the house. ;)

I have JD here at the apartment.

JD is good stuff, i need some whiskey and a wench!

Free tomorrow so i might open up a bottle of JD myself a bit later.
 

Klixxer

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Apr 7, 2004
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Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: Nik
He lives in Germany.

Cool.

I know this very interesting girl from germany...

she keeps telling me she wants to get in bed with me....

I bet you wanted to dance kinky with her.

I will never know what that means. :(

Dancing while spanking?

Chick's butt, meet guy's crotch.

If that is how people define kinky then i don't have the same definition. :confused:
 

n0cmonkey

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Jun 10, 2001
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Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
I think someone in the "office" is wearing budweiser as a cologne...

try getting drunk off the fumes :)

I hate budweiser.

I hate vodka but i'll drink it if there's no good whiskey or tequila in the house. ;)

I have JD here at the apartment.

JD is good stuff, i need some whiskey and a wench!

Free tomorrow so i might open up a bottle of JD myself a bit later.

I can help with the JD, but not the wench. How about you bring the wenches, I'll have the JD. :cool:
 

n0cmonkey

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Jun 10, 2001
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Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: Nik
He lives in Germany.

Cool.

I know this very interesting girl from germany...

she keeps telling me she wants to get in bed with me....

I bet you wanted to dance kinky with her.

I will never know what that means. :(

Dancing while spanking?

Chick's butt, meet guy's crotch.

If that is how people define kinky then i don't have the same definition. :confused:

I don't think that defines kinky either (nor does spanking), but in the context I believe that's about all that was meant.
 

Klixxer

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Apr 7, 2004
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Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
I think someone in the "office" is wearing budweiser as a cologne...

try getting drunk off the fumes :)

I hate budweiser.

I hate vodka but i'll drink it if there's no good whiskey or tequila in the house. ;)

I have JD here at the apartment.

JD is good stuff, i need some whiskey and a wench!

Free tomorrow so i might open up a bottle of JD myself a bit later.

I can help with the JD, but not the wench. How about you bring the wenches, I'll have the JD. :cool:

THAT sounds like a plan. :cool:

If you are going to get them excited about kinky dancing you better be talking about something else though or they will be disappointed. ;)
 

Klixxer

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Apr 7, 2004
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Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: Nik
He lives in Germany.

Cool.

I know this very interesting girl from germany...

she keeps telling me she wants to get in bed with me....

I bet you wanted to dance kinky with her.

I will never know what that means. :(

Dancing while spanking?

Chick's butt, meet guy's crotch.

If that is how people define kinky then i don't have the same definition. :confused:

I don't think that defines kinky either (nor does spanking), but in the context I believe that's about all that was meant.

Yeah, i doubt Skywalker66 would go to a party where it meant anything else. ;)
 

n0cmonkey

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Jun 10, 2001
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Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
I think someone in the "office" is wearing budweiser as a cologne...

try getting drunk off the fumes :)

I hate budweiser.

I hate vodka but i'll drink it if there's no good whiskey or tequila in the house. ;)

I have JD here at the apartment.

JD is good stuff, i need some whiskey and a wench!

Free tomorrow so i might open up a bottle of JD myself a bit later.

I can help with the JD, but not the wench. How about you bring the wenches, I'll have the JD. :cool:

THAT sounds like a plan. :cool:

If you are going to get them excited about kinky dancing you better be talking about something else though or they will be disappointed. ;)

When I say kinky, I mean "holy shit[/b] people really do that?!"
 

Klixxer

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Apr 7, 2004
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Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
I think someone in the "office" is wearing budweiser as a cologne...

try getting drunk off the fumes :)

I hate budweiser.

I hate vodka but i'll drink it if there's no good whiskey or tequila in the house. ;)

I have JD here at the apartment.

JD is good stuff, i need some whiskey and a wench!

Free tomorrow so i might open up a bottle of JD myself a bit later.

I can help with the JD, but not the wench. How about you bring the wenches, I'll have the JD. :cool:

THAT sounds like a plan. :cool:

If you are going to get them excited about kinky dancing you better be talking about something else though or they will be disappointed. ;)

When I say kinky, I mean "holy shit[/b] people really do that?!"

Ahhhh, the wenches will rejoice. :cool:
 

n0cmonkey

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Jun 10, 2001
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Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
I think someone in the "office" is wearing budweiser as a cologne...

try getting drunk off the fumes :)

I hate budweiser.

I hate vodka but i'll drink it if there's no good whiskey or tequila in the house. ;)

I have JD here at the apartment.

JD is good stuff, i need some whiskey and a wench!

Free tomorrow so i might open up a bottle of JD myself a bit later.

I can help with the JD, but not the wench. How about you bring the wenches, I'll have the JD. :cool:

THAT sounds like a plan. :cool:

If you are going to get them excited about kinky dancing you better be talking about something else though or they will be disappointed. ;)

When I say kinky, I mean "holy shit[/b] people really do that?!"

Ahhhh, the wenches will rejoice. :cool:

Now that I think about it, I might know one wench that would be intrigued about excessive kink... :evil:
 

Klixxer

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Apr 7, 2004
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Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
I think someone in the "office" is wearing budweiser as a cologne...

try getting drunk off the fumes :)

I hate budweiser.

I hate vodka but i'll drink it if there's no good whiskey or tequila in the house. ;)

I have JD here at the apartment.

JD is good stuff, i need some whiskey and a wench!

Free tomorrow so i might open up a bottle of JD myself a bit later.

I can help with the JD, but not the wench. How about you bring the wenches, I'll have the JD. :cool:

THAT sounds like a plan. :cool:

If you are going to get them excited about kinky dancing you better be talking about something else though or they will be disappointed. ;)

When I say kinky, I mean "holy shit[/b] people really do that?!"

Ahhhh, the wenches will rejoice. :cool:

Now that I think about it, I might know one wench that would be intrigued about excessive kink... :evil:

I know someone that appreciates it too, heh, unfortunantly she is out of the country for a while. :(

 

n0cmonkey

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Jun 10, 2001
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Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
I think someone in the "office" is wearing budweiser as a cologne...

try getting drunk off the fumes :)

I hate budweiser.

I hate vodka but i'll drink it if there's no good whiskey or tequila in the house. ;)

I have JD here at the apartment.

JD is good stuff, i need some whiskey and a wench!

Free tomorrow so i might open up a bottle of JD myself a bit later.

I can help with the JD, but not the wench. How about you bring the wenches, I'll have the JD. :cool:

THAT sounds like a plan. :cool:

If you are going to get them excited about kinky dancing you better be talking about something else though or they will be disappointed. ;)

When I say kinky, I mean "holy shit[/b] people really do that?!"

Ahhhh, the wenches will rejoice. :cool:

Now that I think about it, I might know one wench that would be intrigued about excessive kink... :evil:

I know someone that appreciates it too, heh, unfortunantly she is out of the country for a while. :(

Mine's not. :D
 

Klixxer

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Apr 7, 2004
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Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
I think someone in the "office" is wearing budweiser as a cologne...

try getting drunk off the fumes :)

I hate budweiser.

I hate vodka but i'll drink it if there's no good whiskey or tequila in the house. ;)

I have JD here at the apartment.

JD is good stuff, i need some whiskey and a wench!

Free tomorrow so i might open up a bottle of JD myself a bit later.

I can help with the JD, but not the wench. How about you bring the wenches, I'll have the JD. :cool:

THAT sounds like a plan. :cool:

If you are going to get them excited about kinky dancing you better be talking about something else though or they will be disappointed. ;)

When I say kinky, I mean "holy shit[/b] people really do that?!"

Ahhhh, the wenches will rejoice. :cool:

Now that I think about it, I might know one wench that would be intrigued about excessive kink... :evil:

I know someone that appreciates it too, heh, unfortunantly she is out of the country for a while. :(

Mine's not. :D

It's ok, i got someone else in mind for tonight, i don't really know how kinky she is but i am going to find out. ;)
 

n0cmonkey

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Originally posted by: Klixxer


It's ok, i got someone else in mind for tonight, i don't really know how kinky she is but i am going to find out. ;)

The donkey should stay home on the first date.
 

Klixxer

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Apr 7, 2004
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Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer


It's ok, i got someone else in mind for tonight, i don't really know how kinky she is but i am going to find out. ;)

The donkey should stay home on the first date.

LMAO, that reminds me of what that girl who is out of the country said on our first date. :D
 

n0cmonkey

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Jun 10, 2001
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Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer


It's ok, i got someone else in mind for tonight, i don't really know how kinky she is but i am going to find out. ;)

The donkey should stay home on the first date.

LMAO, that reminds me of what that girl who is out of the country said on our first date. :D

Ok, now you have to share. You don't say that and not fill in the missing parts. You're old enough to know that, and I'm not cute enough to tease.
 

Klixxer

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Apr 7, 2004
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Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer


It's ok, i got someone else in mind for tonight, i don't really know how kinky she is but i am going to find out. ;)

The donkey should stay home on the first date.

LMAO, that reminds me of what that girl who is out of the country said on our first date. :D

Ok, now you have to share. You don't say that and not fill in the missing parts. You're old enough to know that, and I'm not cute enough to tease.

Hahahaaaaaaaaa, she said "no fisting on the first date". Actually she said that five minutes after we had met.

 

Zanix

Diamond Member
Feb 11, 2003
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Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Hahahaaaa, many are those who have clicked the link and regretted it. :evil:

I asked a friend if tg or gs was more disgusting. He didn't know about tg, so I told him not to bother going there. He left me a very angry voicemail...

Whenever you mention either you can be sure that people are going to check it out even if you advice against it, that way you can just mention it and still be a good guy by telling them not to go there.

Everyone clicks the link sooner or later. :p

I don't have a clue what it was about....

Stayed on there for about 1/2 seconds

I don't want to go back there.

But it did not look good

Are you browsing a site or something?? You only need to see one picture. You've got mail. :D :p

No....

I was in google....

typed in "tubgirl", found lots of links, scared to click on any of them, you mentioned to look at google images. clicked on images, and bunch of google pictures showed up. quit google right there. Did not go to any site.



Googled. Clicked.




there are many many bad things out there. :(
 

Klixxer

Diamond Member
Apr 7, 2004
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Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Hahahaaaa, many are those who have clicked the link and regretted it. :evil:

I asked a friend if tg or gs was more disgusting. He didn't know about tg, so I told him not to bother going there. He left me a very angry voicemail...

Whenever you mention either you can be sure that people are going to check it out even if you advice against it, that way you can just mention it and still be a good guy by telling them not to go there.

Everyone clicks the link sooner or later. :p

I don't have a clue what it was about....

Stayed on there for about 1/2 seconds

I don't want to go back there.

But it did not look good

Are you browsing a site or something?? You only need to see one picture. You've got mail. :D :p

No....

I was in google....

typed in "tubgirl", found lots of links, scared to click on any of them, you mentioned to look at google images. clicked on images, and bunch of google pictures showed up. quit google right there. Did not go to any site.



Googled. Clicked.




there are many many bad things out there. :(

:laugh: EVERYONE clics, eventually....
 

n0cmonkey

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Jun 10, 2001
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Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer


It's ok, i got someone else in mind for tonight, i don't really know how kinky she is but i am going to find out. ;)

The donkey should stay home on the first date.

LMAO, that reminds me of what that girl who is out of the country said on our first date. :D

Ok, now you have to share. You don't say that and not fill in the missing parts. You're old enough to know that, and I'm not cute enough to tease.

Hahahaaaaaaaaa, she said "no fisting on the first date". Actually she said that five minutes after we had met.

Now that's a chick I have to meet.
 

n0cmonkey

Elite Member
Jun 10, 2001
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Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Hahahaaaa, many are those who have clicked the link and regretted it. :evil:

I asked a friend if tg or gs was more disgusting. He didn't know about tg, so I told him not to bother going there. He left me a very angry voicemail...

Whenever you mention either you can be sure that people are going to check it out even if you advice against it, that way you can just mention it and still be a good guy by telling them not to go there.

Everyone clicks the link sooner or later. :p

I don't have a clue what it was about....

Stayed on there for about 1/2 seconds

I don't want to go back there.

But it did not look good

Are you browsing a site or something?? You only need to see one picture. You've got mail. :D :p

No....

I was in google....

typed in "tubgirl", found lots of links, scared to click on any of them, you mentioned to look at google images. clicked on images, and bunch of google pictures showed up. quit google right there. Did not go to any site.



Googled. Clicked.




there are many many bad things out there. :(

:laugh: EVERYONE clics, eventually....

There's no way to avoid it. Best to desensitize yourself, and enjoy it.


DONKEY SHOW!

Ooooh the powerbook is still cold. Turtle went back in his shelll. :(
 

Klixxer

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Apr 7, 2004
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Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer


It's ok, i got someone else in mind for tonight, i don't really know how kinky she is but i am going to find out. ;)

The donkey should stay home on the first date.

LMAO, that reminds me of what that girl who is out of the country said on our first date. :D

Ok, now you have to share. You don't say that and not fill in the missing parts. You're old enough to know that, and I'm not cute enough to tease.

Hahahaaaaaaaaa, she said "no fisting on the first date". Actually she said that five minutes after we had met.

Now that's a chick I have to meet.

She is a riot, in bed and out of bed. :)
 

K1052

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Aug 21, 2003
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Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: K1052
:Q

<---slowly backs out of thread

BiATCH!

I thought this was a coffee thread.

It went bad somewhere between the milk discussion and donkey love.

:p