Hi, my name is Tiger Woods. I spend a lot of time on the road with the PGA Tour and it can get really lonely. During these times, I like to stop at a whorehouse. But not just any old whorehouse will do, not for Tiger, and, I'm betting, not for you. That's why I go to Bob's Restaurant and Trim. At Bob's, you can get a great meal, a good drink, and whores; it's really the best of all worlds. The selection is always outstanding no matter if you are into women, men or even animals. What about the pricing, you say? Well, Bob understands that in this trying time that you may not have a lot of cash to spend on hookers and blow and that's why he has introduced a 50% off sale on Tuesday nights. Also, with every whore you buy, you get a free pitcher of Bud Lite. Now that's value, my friend.
So take it from me, Tiger Woods, if you are looking for a good steak and a rimjob then Bob's is the place to be.
Bob's Restaurant and Trim
Open everyday except Monday's
Major CC's accepted
"The best whores under one roof"