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Cockroachs

Doomer

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Man, here in the south they grow big enough to do it with a chicken standin' flatfooted. After a good summer rain, they abandon the oak trees and head indoors in droves. They fly too :(
Are they bad in your neck of the woods?
 

Wangel

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Go to Home Depot or another similar hardware store and purchase boric acid. Best thing for cockroaches.
 

Electric Amish

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No, AFAIK they don't like the hot and dry here in Utah.

I have personally never seen one in person. :)

(Hope I never have to worry about it, too)

amish
 

WombatWoman

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Palmetto bugs are worse than cockroaches, in my opinion. I have heard that geckos love to chow down on cucarachas of all variety. Given the choice, I would much rather have a houseful of little lizardy guys than a house acrawl with cockroaches. Hmm. Why does this discussion remind me of the U.S. Congress?
 

UG

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In Floriduh, you have to tie yourself to your bed at night so the Palmetto bugs don't carry you outside and then lock the door.

An interesting thing about Cockroaches--(outside my field of expertise alert) they have two brains, each fed by it's own nervous system. There the brain in its head, and one in the back. This second brain is the terminus of a nerve bundle, the other end of which is connected to air pressure sensors in a small tail-like protuberance at the end of the carapace between the bacfl pair of legs.

Suppose a roach is chowing down on a big meal of human skin cells and fingernail clippings when these air pressure senors detect the motion of your foot moving inexorably downward. The sensors send a signal to the second brain which stimulates the legs into action, propelling the roach across the room, while the brain in the head wonders where the heck his meal went.

They are ubiquitous in South Floriduh, you have them no matter how clean your house. For sport, I hunt them with a rubber dart gun, though a tennis shoe wielded by hand tends to be the most efficient instrument.

SPLATTTT!!!
 

WombatWoman

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This second brain is the terminus of a nerve bundle, the other end of which is connected to air pressure sensors in a small tail-like protuberance...

This has also been the case with several men I have dated in the past. Perhaps when they asked for my phone number, I should have told them to call Orkin instead.
 

Yeeny

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I remember the waterbugs from NYC when I was little. Those things where huge, and if you stepped on one, ewwwl! They would crunch under your feet.As for how I feel about them? I think they are nasty little buggers, and they are one of the two things I will kill with no problem.
 

Yeeny

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Men who bite. ;)

Actually, its maggots. Oh my God, I cannot deal with those nasty things, they freak me right out. Oh, great, now I have the willies.... :Q
 

vi edit

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Oct 28, 1999
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I think that doomer is talking about wood 'roaches. Not the German cockroaches that infest florida.

Illinois has them. They sound like a B-52 bomber coming in for a landing. Usually after it rains. Wood roach or not, they are still big and gross.
 

silent tone

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Hmm UG, once I heard that a decapitated cockroach can live for days, finally dying of starvation, maybe because it can live off its other brain. I also heard humans have a little nerve cluster that controls our digestive system.
Maybe that explains my superb puking and defecating skills even when I'm well beyond trashed.
 

Ulfwald

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GF, some hospitals use maggots to help clean wounds, they remove the dead tissue so the wound can begin healing. One problem, If the maggots are not removed, they will mature into flies.
 

Hyper99

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Yeap their everywhere.
They are insect, like flys, bee, ants
same family.
How they come to existence we no clue.
GOD made stupid little creature if you ask me.
To irritate us.
One of the reason why I never ever believe in GOD.
He ain't perfect and neither is the universe.
I had a huge one ran around the house, about thumb size and that thing
was strong!
It was slow as a turtle.
Took a broom and sweep it out the door.