Cocaine hippos seeking world domination

[Roger Wilco]

Eacobar’s hippos have apparently reached ~200 individuals.

Colombia’s ‘cocaine hippo’ population is even bigger than scientists thought

The most comprehensive census yet reveals that there could be twice as many of the invasive animals than previous estimates indicated.

www.nature.com

 

[KMFJD]

i wonder what would have happened if the US had followed through on their plans to import those back in the early 1900's to Louisiana

 

[UNCjigga]

I thought this might be the sequel to Cocaine Bear, and now I'm thoroughly disappointed.

 

[zinfamous]

i wonder what would have happened if the US had followed through on their plans to import those back in the early 1900's to Louisiana

Oh man, I want to know about this. You got a story?

 

[WelshBloke]

Cocaine hippos? I see that you've been to a few nightclubs in Newport as well then?!

 

[sandorski]

Cocaine Hippo v Super Pig!


Future's rad.

 

[MrSquished]

i wonder what would have happened if the US had followed through on their plans to import those back in the early 1900's to Louisiana

I'd take a bunch of ecosystem destroying fucking hippos in the south than the fucking Republicans. We'd definitely be better off

 

[Ken g6]

Cocaine hippos seeking word domination

I somehow doubt they'll gain the power of speech.

 

[Roger Wilco]

I somehow doubt they'll gain the power of speech.

Fixed lol

 

[KMFJD]

Oh man, I want to know about this. You got a story?

How the U.S. Almost Became a Nation of Hippo Ranchers

In 1910, a failed House bill sought to increase the availability of low-cost meat by importing hippopotamuses that would be killed to make "lake cow bacon"

www.smithsonianmag.com

Even Teddy thought it was a good idea...who wants swamp meat? Lake Cow Bacon?

 

[sdifox]

How the U.S. Almost Became a Nation of Hippo Ranchers

In 1910, a failed House bill sought to increase the availability of low-cost meat by importing hippopotamuses that would be killed to make "lake cow bacon"

www.smithsonianmag.com

Even Teddy thought it was a good idea...who wants swamp meat?

Teddy probably wanted to shoot them and it would be convenient to have them in the USA.

 

[MrSquished]

I somehow doubt they'll gain the power of speech.

If they could speak they'd sound smarter than half the illiterate maga base