Co-worker next to me keeps falling asleep...

[imported_Negative3]

Christ, she is here voluntarily...go home already! You're wiped!

 

[Chompman]

Originally posted by: Negative3
Christ, she is here voluntarily...go home already! You're wiped!

Fondle her while she is sleeping

 

[Don66]

Originally posted by: Chompman

Originally posted by: Negative3
Christ, she is here voluntarily...go home already! You're wiped!

Fondle her while she is sleeping

LOL

 

[imported_Negative3]

Originally posted by: Chompman

Originally posted by: Negative3
Christ, she is here voluntarily...go home already! You're wiped!

Fondle her while she is sleeping

She doesn't have the goods to make it worthwhile...

 

[aplefka]

Originally posted by: Negative3

Originally posted by: Chompman

Originally posted by: Negative3
Christ, she is here voluntarily...go home already! You're wiped!

Fondle her while she is sleeping

She doesn't have the goods to make it worthwhile...

Then do something else to her, just as long as it's not rape.

 

[lavagirl669]

is she drooling?

 

[Heisenberg]

Yell "Fire!" as loud as you can and have the camcorder rolling.

 

[imported_Negative3]

Originally posted by: lavagirl669
is she drooling?

I don't know...and to be honest I don't want to know...

However she did twitch or something because she kicked the side of her desk really hard which made her jump up and knock her keyboard on the floor...ah, the comedy...

 

[PoPPeR]

tell her how ugly and disgusting she is... see if she notices

 

[imported_Phil]

Pour coffee in her ear.


Ooh scratch that; put her hand in a bowl of water

 

[DingDingDao]

Originally posted by: Chompman

Originally posted by: Negative3
Christ, she is here voluntarily...go home already! You're wiped!

Fondle her while she is sleeping

"...now hold out your hand..."

 

[imported_Negative3]

Originally posted by: Dopefiend
Pour coffee in her ear.


Ooh scratch that; put her hand in a bowl of water

Too late...she finally clued into the fact that she was tired...

It's nice to know that now she is behind the wheel of a 2 ton vehicle...

 

[imported_Phil]

Originally posted by: Negative3

Originally posted by: Dopefiend
Pour coffee in her ear.


Ooh scratch that; put her hand in a bowl of water

Too late...she finally clued into the fact that she was tired...

It's nice to know that now she is behind the wheel of a 2 ton vehicle...

Duct-tape lots of pillows to her vehicle?

 

[whoiswes]

nothing like taking one for the company.

seriously, it's like employees coming into work sick - if you can't function at 80% or more (which is tough on most normal days, i would assume) they stay the fvck home. all you're gonna do is make more work for other people. being there does nothing.

of course, this is assuming she isn't a part-owner or something like that. then i could see why you'd torture yourself, but still...

 

[BespinReactorShaft]

Maybe she's narcoleptic?

 

[Kalvin00]

Originally posted by: Dopefiend

Ooh scratch that; put her hand in a bowl of water

LOL, that would've make the funniest thread ever! :laugh:

 

[sniperruff]

Originally posted by: Negative3

Originally posted by: Dopefiend
Pour coffee in her ear.


Ooh scratch that; put her hand in a bowl of water

Too late...she finally clued into the fact that she was tired...

It's nice to know that now she is behind the wheel of a 2 ton vehicle...

haha H2 time!