Co-worker keeps blowin wind in my office ...

[George P Burdell]

Originally posted by: Billzie7718
I finally snapped. I said "what the hell is that god awful smell?" To which he replied "that is half of the turkey sandwich you left in the trash on Friday." WHOOPS!

Who smells like the asphole now?

shens

 

[quakefiend420]

light the next one on fire :evil:

 

[Kelemvor]

Get a fan and aim it from your desk over to his and just leave it run on low all day long. And get some plugin air fresheners or something too.

 

[pol II]

Originally posted by: brxndxn

butt particles

 

[Mr N8]

Fart louder than he is. It's the only solution.

 

[thirdlegstump]

Blow Wind Fight!

 

[mitmot]

*farts*

 

[DivideBYZero]

Eat something greasy for breakfast, brew one up and drop your guts in his cubicle. Shout 'TASTE IT, B!TCH!!' as you do it.



Try not to 'follow through'.

 

[ColdFusion718]

Originally posted by: Mr N8
Fart louder than he is. It's the only solution.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: captains
febreeze

You must be more assertive. Next time he does it, take the febreeze and begin vigoriously spraying the offending party's buttocks. If you can't see it because of the chair, just spray him in the face and say "No!"

LMAO...and rub his nose in it too.

 

[astrosfan90]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
confront him about it

"man i just can't stand your rank ass anymore. can you hold at least half of those bombs for the sh1tter or outside... you're choking me out here man. be a brother and pass that gas a little more discreetly... please... for the sake of the air quality in here... i know you dig your own flavour and stuff but my keen sense of smell is really killing me. thanks :beer:"

This made me laugh. Hard.

 

[hevnsnt]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: captains
febreeze

You must be more assertive. Next time he does it, take the febreeze and begin vigoriously spraying the offending party's buttocks. If you can't see it because of the chair, just spray him in the face and say "No!"

LMAO...and rub his nose in it too.

buahaha NO!

 

[Mr N8]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Eat something greasy for breakfast, brew one up and drop your guts in his cubicle. Shout 'TASTE IT, B!TCH!!' as you do it.



Try not to 'follow through'.

6 White Castle burgers and a few Old Milwaukee's should do the trick, nicely.

 

[Sentinel]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: captains
febreeze

You must be more assertive. Next time he does it, take the febreeze and begin vigoriously spraying the offending party's buttocks. If you can't see it because of the chair, just spray him in the face and say "No!"

LMAO

 

[Boxxcar]

Let's get the terminology right. If you are the one farting then you're smelling your own farts. If it's another person who is farting then that's called second hand fart. This is the same philosophy to that of smoking. The person smoking is enjoying the full flavor of the tobacco, while you are stuck with the second hand smoke. Quit complaining about your office mate. You're just jealous that he is savoring the full bodied richness of his internal gases.