co-worker is on the phone for hours at a time

[Ogg]

Originally posted by: NathanBWF

Originally posted by: Ogg

Originally posted by: NathanBWF
Just lean over to her and mention that the company isn't paying her to bitch on the phone all day. If that doesn't work just tell her to STFU!!!

Yeah man and also dont forget to mention to her that you are getting paid to surf the net all day and that you are really cool as well:roll:



grow up losers ...

um....I'm at home you meat wand. 😉

um... not you meat wand, I was adding on to what he should say..........after reading all though I think the jizz on the phone was a pretty good idea too😀
at least then youll be more relaxed and she wont bother you as much :Q

 

[davew0670]

anyone know of a good phone ettiquitte rule book on the intraweb ? google didnt come up with much

 

[edmicman]

is there something you could stick on the phone line that would cause so much hum for her that the phone was unusable?

 

[PingSpike]

Disassemble her phone receiver, poop inside it and then reassemble it. Every time she answers the phone, she'll get a big whiff of the stink and it will serve as a negative enforcer to stay off the phone.

Its basic psychology.

 

[Ogg]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
Disassemble her phone receiver, poop inside it and then reassemble it. Every time she answers the phone, she'll get a big whiff of the stink and it will serve as a negative enforcer to stay off the phone.

Its basic psychology.

god damn youre smart!!!!😀

 

[davew0670]

yap yap yap yap yap yap. that focking fat tub of goo is on the phone again.

 

[Steve]

Do the same, but do it with speakerphone on.

 

[thermalpaste]

stuff a cork up her larynx so that she permanently shuts her trap.

 

[thermalpaste]

broadcast her telephonic conversations over a public addressing system...........

 

[woowoo]

Face it


You want her...

 

[JeffCos]

Everyone knows who he is, give him a call...his name isn't Mercenaryforhire for no reason.

 

[davew0670]

Originally posted by: woowoo
Face it


You want her...dead

fixed

 

[whoiswes]

if your supervisor won't do anything, go to his/her supervisor and complain about the both of them...

"Sir, I'm trying to get work done but cannot concentrate with her yapping...say, those are nice shoes..."

 

[Xionide]

EMP bomb.

 

[Ogg]

Originally posted by: Xionide
EMP bomb.

lmao

 

[welst10]

Originally posted by: davew0670
you dont want pics. shes about 250

How does she have a boyfriend if she's 250lbs?

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: davew0670

Originally posted by: Ranger X
Tell her if she stops using the phone, there is a giant cupcake in it for her.

wont work. A few months ago when I was still speaking to her, I bet her a $100 she couldnt stay off the phone for one day. She said she couldnt do it.

and that is why she is a temp, no company wants her because she is useless.

 

[puffff]

Originally posted by: davew0670
I've got this coworker that blabbers on the phone for hours a day. She sits arounds and talks to her friends or fights with her boyfriend who just knocked up her to boot.

break up with her, then she won't have a boyfriend to talk to 😉

 

Grow some balls, stop complaining.

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: welst10

Originally posted by: davew0670
you dont want pics. shes about 250

How does she have a boyfriend if she's 250lbs?

Fat girls need lovin' too. But they gotta pay.

 

[Mo0o]

Just keep cutting her phone line. Death threats work as well.

Or you can play mind games and just tell her shes an overweight middleage woman with low self esteem so she constantly seeks the attention and thus approval of others through the telephone. also make sure she knows her boyfriend does not love and is only in it for the sex while he is out searching for something better.