Co-worker horror stories!

[OutHouse]

the UNIX freak in the cube next to me taps on his desk when listening to his music. most annoying.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

My boss is a nightmare. He rubs his "Christian" religion in your face, while stabbing others in the back, lying, slacking at work, stealing...

 

[Mr N8]

This chick who's cube is facing mine (divided by a wall) constantly has on her headphones, and is singing along. She is terrible. Worse than any American Idol freak, that I have heard.

I'm never really sure what she's listening to, because it sounds more like moaning and shrieking, with a few "baby, oh baby" phrases thrown in.

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: Ikonomi

Originally posted by: MrDudeMan

once i was at the junkyard and some guy was jacking my blazer up and unscrewing my lugs. he was trying to steal my tire!!! i walked up behind him and felt my fists clenching...i was about to knock this guy the fvck out, but i saw other people looking at me, so i cooled my jets and tapped him on the shoulder and said "get the fvck away from my car." this was the 2nd week i had been dating my current g/f (of 3 years)...thank god she wasnt around for that or we may not be dating right now

You should have laid that dude the fuck out on the concrete. What a jackass.

omg dude...i wanted to soooo bad

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: MrDudeMan

Originally posted by: Ikonomi

Originally posted by: MrDudeMan

once i was at the junkyard and some guy was jacking my blazer up and unscrewing my lugs. he was trying to steal my tire!!! i walked up behind him and felt my fists clenching...i was about to knock this guy the fvck out, but i saw other people looking at me, so i cooled my jets and tapped him on the shoulder and said "get the fvck away from my car." this was the 2nd week i had been dating my current g/f (of 3 years)...thank god she wasnt around for that or we may not be dating right now

You should have laid that dude the fuck out on the concrete. What a jackass.

omg dude...i wanted to soooo bad

so what happend after you told him to get away? did you at least keep the jack?

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: MrDudeMan

Originally posted by: Ikonomi

Originally posted by: MrDudeMan

once i was at the junkyard and some guy was jacking my blazer up and unscrewing my lugs. he was trying to steal my tire!!! i walked up behind him and felt my fists clenching...i was about to knock this guy the fvck out, but i saw other people looking at me, so i cooled my jets and tapped him on the shoulder and said "get the fvck away from my car." this was the 2nd week i had been dating my current g/f (of 3 years)...thank god she wasnt around for that or we may not be dating right now

You should have laid that dude the fuck out on the concrete. What a jackass.

omg dude...i wanted to soooo bad

so what happend after you told him to get away? did you at least keep the jack?

it was one of those POS jacks that come with your car nowadays...i assume he got it out of the junkyard lol. i just put the lugs back on, let it down, tightened them up, and threw the jack in the backseat. i still have it somewhere probably. the guy just walked away and didnt say anything...i was in shock