Co-worker horror stories!

[OhZyeah]

Hey ATers...

I'm sitting here at work, fed up with one of my co-workers. She is lazy and a complete waste of space.

I'm bored and was wondering what type of other horror stories that you guys have encountered with your co-workers.

 

[z0mb13]

that is what employee evaluations are for!!

 

[MrDudeMan]

one of the guys in my office threw dog sh!t at someone else...he actually went outside and found some specifically to do this. it was quite disgusting.

 

[marquee]

Originally posted by: OhZyeah
Hey ATers...

I'm sitting here at work, fed up with one of my co-workers. She is lazy and a complete waste of space.

I'm bored and was wondering what type of other horror stories that you guys have encountered with your co-workers.

OMG the HORROR! LAZY PEOPLE?!?! GREAT STORY!!!

 

[Modeps]

we had one guy who wanted to get fired so he wouldnt do any work, kept disrupting everyone else, brought up philosophy at every meeting, basically made it so for about 4 months, no one could do anywork. they gave him a leave of absence, a month later he came back and did the same thing. we took a vote, even his own cousin said he didnt want to work with him anymore. gone!

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: OhZyeah
Hey ATers...

I'm sitting here at work, fed up with one of my co-workers. She is lazy and a complete waste of space.

I'm bored and was wondering what type of other horror stories that you guys have encountered with your co-workers.

You're at work, have a lazy coworker, yet you are bored and surfing the internet?
Nonetheless, the situation calls for a practical joke war. That's the best thing to do with boredom in the office. And, it's the best way to get back at lazy coworkers.

 

[minendo]

The woman in the cube next to me constantly farts.

 

[guyver01]

I work with a guy who can barely speak english, is missing most of his front teeth, and turns nearly every customer he speaks with into an irate customer. The training team that evaluated his performance said he "communicates at a 3rd grade level.... and is easily agitated when finding it difficult to communicate his thoughts to customers or those around him"

jesus.. someone shoot me.

 

[bunker]

Girl in the cubicle across from sings out loud and it's mostly really annoying 80's music. She also has a tendency to talk to herself a lot.

Thank the lord for mp3 players and headphones.

 

[TwinkleToes77]

At my last place of employment one of my coworkers was very mouthy. All she ever talked about was vulgar type stuff.. and then she liked to call us all bitches and what not. Well my desk was right beside hers and I got sick of her mouth so I made a harassment complaint with HR. The day they talked to her she quit and supposedly never told her who made the complaint.. I go out to my car to find my 2 front tires slashed.

This was a very professional place of business. Even our account manager was there with me when i made the complaint and she is the wife of the president of the company. They offered to pay 50% of the repairs for the tires.

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
At my last place of employment one of my coworkers was very mouthy. All she ever talked about was vulgar type stuff.. and then she liked to call us all bitches and what not. Well my desk was right beside hers and I got sick of her mouth so I made a harassment complaint with HR. The day they talked to her she quit and supposedly never told her who made the complaint.. I go out to my car to find my 2 front tires slashed.

This was a very professional place of business. Even our account manager was there with me when i made the complaint and she is the wife of the president of the company. They offered to pay 50% of the repairs for the tires.

fvk fixing the tires...cut that b!tches head off!

 

[TwinkleToes77]

Originally posted by: MrDudeMan

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
At my last place of employment one of my coworkers was very mouthy. All she ever talked about was vulgar type stuff.. and then she liked to call us all bitches and what not. Well my desk was right beside hers and I got sick of her mouth so I made a harassment complaint with HR. The day they talked to her she quit and supposedly never told her who made the complaint.. I go out to my car to find my 2 front tires slashed.

This was a very professional place of business. Even our account manager was there with me when i made the complaint and she is the wife of the president of the company. They offered to pay 50% of the repairs for the tires.

fvk fixing the tires...cut that b!tches head off!

no way dude.. she was psycho! I let that one die.

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77

Originally posted by: MrDudeMan

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
At my last place of employment one of my coworkers was very mouthy. All she ever talked about was vulgar type stuff.. and then she liked to call us all bitches and what not. Well my desk was right beside hers and I got sick of her mouth so I made a harassment complaint with HR. The day they talked to her she quit and supposedly never told her who made the complaint.. I go out to my car to find my 2 front tires slashed.

This was a very professional place of business. Even our account manager was there with me when i made the complaint and she is the wife of the president of the company. They offered to pay 50% of the repairs for the tires.

fvk fixing the tires...cut that b!tches head off!

no way dude.. she was psycho! I let that one die.

you and i are very different people then, twinkle (besides the gender difference)

id have at least let her know there was a bounty for her head, or taken it to court just to be a PITA

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Originally posted by: minendo
The woman in the cube next to me constantly farts.

pics?

 

[pyonir]

Dude here whistles ALL the time. And it is always some obscure 80s song and he repeats the same 10 second interval of music all day long. :|

 

[TwinkleToes77]

Originally posted by: MrDudeMan

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77

Originally posted by: MrDudeMan

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
At my last place of employment one of my coworkers was very mouthy. All she ever talked about was vulgar type stuff.. and then she liked to call us all bitches and what not. Well my desk was right beside hers and I got sick of her mouth so I made a harassment complaint with HR. The day they talked to her she quit and supposedly never told her who made the complaint.. I go out to my car to find my 2 front tires slashed.

This was a very professional place of business. Even our account manager was there with me when i made the complaint and she is the wife of the president of the company. They offered to pay 50% of the repairs for the tires.

fvk fixing the tires...cut that b!tches head off!

no way dude.. she was psycho! I let that one die.

you and i are very different people then, twinkle (besides the gender difference)

id have at least let her know there was a bounty for her head, or taken it to court just to be a PITA

I would have sued her ass.. but I didnt have proof it was her.. just speculation. And she lived 3 streets over from where i was living. And with her psycho tendencies it was better to just let it slide.

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude

Originally posted by: minendo
The woman in the cube next to me constantly farts.

pics?

You don't want pics.

 

[amcdonald]

My bosses are always trying to get me to do stuff.
And the accounting people always want verification on stuff.
What the hell... I'm trying to read skywalker66 new threads, and they come to me with this crap.
I might quit if this keeps up...

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: amcdonald
My bosses are always trying to get me to do stuff.
And the accounting people always want verification on stuff.
What the hell... I'm trying to read skywalker66 new threads, and they come to me with this crap.
I might quit if this keeps up...

The nerve!

 

Originally posted by: bunker
Girl in the cubicle across from sings out loud and it's mostly really annoying 80's music. She also has a tendency to talk to herself a lot.

Thank the lord for mp3 players and headphones.

Is this her?!?! Text

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77

Originally posted by: MrDudeMan

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77

Originally posted by: MrDudeMan

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
At my last place of employment one of my coworkers was very mouthy. All she ever talked about was vulgar type stuff.. and then she liked to call us all bitches and what not. Well my desk was right beside hers and I got sick of her mouth so I made a harassment complaint with HR. The day they talked to her she quit and supposedly never told her who made the complaint.. I go out to my car to find my 2 front tires slashed.

This was a very professional place of business. Even our account manager was there with me when i made the complaint and she is the wife of the president of the company. They offered to pay 50% of the repairs for the tires.

fvk fixing the tires...cut that b!tches head off!

no way dude.. she was psycho! I let that one die.

you and i are very different people then, twinkle (besides the gender difference)

id have at least let her know there was a bounty for her head, or taken it to court just to be a PITA

I would have sued her ass.. but I didnt have proof it was her.. just speculation. And she lived 3 streets over from where i was living. And with her psycho tendencies it was better to just let it slide.

ah, i understand. im sorry that happened to you people that do that kinda crap fvcking PISS ME OFF. my girlfriend's car got broken into and they took the CD player i gave her for her birthday. i gave it to her like 5 days before that happened. that made me so fvcking pissed i couldnt see straight. if i would have seen the people who were doing that, id probably be in prison right now. i am sorry, it may be stupid for me to be like that, but i simply have no tolerance for people who steal. i start seeing red instantly and all logic is gone.

once i was at the junkyard and some guy was jacking my blazer up and unscrewing my lugs. he was trying to steal my tire!!! i walked up behind him and felt my fists clenching...i was about to knock this guy the fvck out, but i saw other people looking at me, so i cooled my jets and tapped him on the shoulder and said "get the fvck away from my car." this was the 2nd week i had been dating my current g/f (of 3 years)...thank god she wasnt around for that or we may not be dating right now

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: bunker
Girl in the cubicle across from sings out loud and it's mostly really annoying 80's music. She also has a tendency to talk to herself a lot.

Thank the lord for mp3 players and headphones.

Is this her?!?! Text

htat video cracks me up every DAMN TIME! lol

is it real? doesn't really matter, but it looks staged.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

read the pranks thread

 

[DrNoobie]

One of the orderlies got really pissed off at the on call doc for the ER one night and ran him over with a gurney at running speed. Oh man...that was chaos. Obviously, he was fired and last I heard was being sued by the doc who sustained a broken leg. Chaos, complete chaos.

 

[Ikonomi]

Originally posted by: MrDudeMan

once i was at the junkyard and some guy was jacking my blazer up and unscrewing my lugs. he was trying to steal my tire!!! i walked up behind him and felt my fists clenching...i was about to knock this guy the fvck out, but i saw other people looking at me, so i cooled my jets and tapped him on the shoulder and said "get the fvck away from my car." this was the 2nd week i had been dating my current g/f (of 3 years)...thank god she wasnt around for that or we may not be dating right now

You should have laid that dude the fuck out on the concrete. What a jackass.