co-worker having baby, what to write on card?

[lancestorm]

What should I write on the card for this co-worker that is having a baby? It is a card that all of us are signing with a small message. Need some help on this one. Can't. Think.

 

[minendo]

Enjoy the sleep while you still can.

 

[loup garou]

Congratulations?
I swear it's not mine?

 

[Geekbabe]

With deepest sympathy? my condolences?

 

[StageLeft]

Congrats. I'm praying that it doesn't get your hips (if it's a girl), or teeth and/or nose, if a boy.

 

[lancestorm]

LOL --> it's not mine. Um she is married and already has a younger one.

 

[MomAndSkoorbaby]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Congrats. I'm praying that it doesn't get your hips (if it's a girl), or teeth and/or nose, if a boy.

You forgot eye curtains.

 

[amdskip]

That reminds me, I need to get a GC for my friend who just added on to the family.

 

[pyonir]

Congratulations!
<sign name>

 

[ggavinmoss]

"Kudos on gettin' Preggos!"

(or)

"I thought they chlorinated your end of the gene pool..."

-geoff

 

[Red Dawn]

"Don't even think about asking me to babysit!"

"At least we know you like sex!"

 

[Jhill]

Congrats on getting knocked up!

 

[Borracho]

Congrats lets hope it gets your husbands looks....

 

[bigalt]

hope everything comes out okay

 

[Sid59]

9 months was nothing .. be prepared for the rest of your life.

 

[Mani]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
"Don't even think about asking me to babysit!"

"At least we know you like sex!"

Better yet - "At least we know you like women!"

 

[Ranger X]

"The life you now love and cherish will cease to exist once that demon comes into your world. Enjoy it while you can!"

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: bigalt
hope everything comes out okay

that's the first one that I've thought was funny. Good job. :beer:

 

[TwinkleToes77]

how about:

"Congratulations, and the best of luck to you and your family"

 

[SherEPunjab]

"Congrats - maybe you won't be such a fat a55 anymore!"


Just a nice way to show that you really care...

 

[PingSpike]

Just write, "I am socially inept."

Seems like the most accurate response

 

[elektrolokomotive]

Thanks for polluting the gene pool?

 

[Flyermax2k3]

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
how about:

"Congratulations, and the best of luck to you and your family"

That one sounds good to me, but what do I know?

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

how about some humor...


let me know if its mine. yours forever. X

 

[Balt]

"And I thought you were just getting really really fat!"