co-worker having baby, what to write on card?

[gistech1978]

10 fingers and 10 toes?
2 ears and one nose?
2 legs, hands and eyes?
hope you enjoy watching the sun rise.

 

[Nitemare]

Thank God I wore a condom....


j/k

Congratz?

 

[Jeraden]

Can I have your parking spot while you are gone?

 

[Kelemvor]

Lucky b*tch, see you in 6 weeks.

 

[Chaotic42]

To the husband:

You made a mistake
Enjoy your new life
Your soul it will take
'Cause you knocked up your wife

 

[isasir]

"I demand a DNA test."

 

[SaltBoy]

"I can't imagine all the pain you're gonna feel during delivery"