C'mon people. Let's keep this one afloat. TTT, ^, bump. FIVE WORDS PER POST STORY!!!!!

[Locutus of Board]

Once upon a time there

 

[KameLeon]

was a little train engine

 

[loogie]

not a normal engine, though.

 

[loogie]

This one had a large

 

[iamwiz82]

he was a special engine.

 

[FettsBabe]

the engine was called Locutus-of-Board

(there ya go LOB, 5 words)

 

[Locutus of Board]

with Fettsbabe. They were taken

<NPS>
That's 7 words FB
</NPS>

 

[bigbootydaddy]

to the back, where they

 

[jcballer1]

met a stripper whore who...

 

[Locutus of Board]

was jcballer1 in disguise. This.......

 

[loogie]

guy had a hairy arse.

 

[FettsBabe]

and it took Viagra to

 

[KameLeon]

power his weapon that could

 

[Locutus of Board]

destroy entire cities. But no,

 

[Total Refected Power]

the weapon was rusty from

 

[Mithras]

Way to much disuse, so

 

[Tauren]

he grabbed some oil and

 

[thebestMAX]

rubbed and rubbed and rubbed.

 

[fdiskboy]

prepared to rev his engine

 

[TheManiac]

until he could not rub

 

[KotchY]

mod lock lock lock me

 

[KotchY]

mod lock lock lock me

 

[Locutus of Board]

but Kotchy liked it so

<NPS>
Ignore Krotchy
</NPS>

 

[Tauren]

decided to lend a hand

 

[thebestMAX]

he kept on rubbing it