Club Plans Tubing Trip With Strippers

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Club Plans Tubing Trip With Strippers
By Associated Press
Fri Jul 28, 5:01 AM

NEW BRAUNFELS, Texas - As officials attempt to crack down on rowdy behavior during traditional summertime tubing river trips through the city, a San Antonio topless club is planning a tubing excursion featuring strippers.

Trey Maddox, a manager at Palace Men's Club, said Sunday's excursion _ during which men can pay $25 to join the strippers _ isn't meant to fly in the face of the city's new rules.

"We're not hookers, dope dealers or Mafia thugs," he said, noting that the strippers will be appropriately dressed. "We're just coming to have a good time."

City Councilman Ken Valentine isn't so sure.

"I'm really disappointed that this is going to occur on Sunday when people should be in church," he said. "I hope they behave themselves and keep their clothes on, but I'm not sure they will because strippers are trained to take off their clothes."

The New Braunfels City Council has been cracking down on rowdy behavior on the Comal and Guadalupe rivers in recent months, banning drinking devices known as beer bongs, increasing the maximum fine for noise ordinance violations and prohibiting sound amplification between 10 p.m. and 8 a.m.

A new ordinance banning containers with a liquid volume of 5 ounces or less _ an attempt to ban Jell-O shots _ will take effect after the next city council meeting.

 
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A new ordinance banning containers with a liquid volume of 5 ounces or less _ an attempt to ban Jell-O shots _ will take effect after the next city council meeting.

That almost makes sense.
 

loup garou

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"I'm really disappointed that this is going to occur on Sunday when people should be in church," he said. "I hope they behave themselves and keep their clothes on, but I'm not sure they will because strippers are trained to take off their clothes."
I'll be the first to say it...what a dumbass.

PS Tubing rules!
 

Crazee

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Someone needs to ask Ken Valentine how people being in church at the time this is going on has anything to do with this? People who are going to this aren't likely church goers and what vested interest does he have in their attendance anyway? What a goob
 

her209

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The thing is that usually the people who make all these rules seldom follow it themselves.
 

BoomerD

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Taking a stripper tubing, is a great safety idea. If you lose your inner-tube, you can always float on the stripper...Those super-inflated boobs make great flotation devices...woohoo...
"honest honey, I was about to drown, and clinging to her boobs saved my life..."
 

bignateyk

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Originally posted by: eits
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: LoKe
A new ordinance banning containers with a liquid volume of 5 ounces or less _ an attempt to ban Jell-O shots _ will take effect after the next city council meeting.

That almost makes sense.

12oz jello shots FTW!!! :D

hahaha

hahahaha

The best thing about tubing is you just attach a few six packs to your tube, float down the river and drink all day...and you never have to get up to piss.
 

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Originally posted by: bignateyk

The best thing about tubing is you just attach a few six packs to your tube, float down the river and drink all day...and you never have to get up to piss.

After you get adjusted to the cold water and then feel the warmth it's kinda nasty. But the goal is to be too drunk to care by that point.
 

EyeMWing

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A new ordinance banning containers with a liquid volume of 5 ounces or less _ an attempt to ban Jell-O shots _ will take effect after the next city council meeting.

So you take a 6oz glass, and put a 5oz shot in it. Duh?
 

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City Councilman Ken Valentine isn't so sure.

"I'm really disappointed that this is going to occur on Sunday when people should be in church," he said.
Then someone needs to tell this asshole to be in church and it won't bother him, but he has NO right to tell a single person on the planet that they should be in church, the right to go or NOT to go is called FREEDOM
 

shortylickens

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Originally posted by: WiseOldDude
City Councilman Ken Valentine isn't so sure.

"I'm really disappointed that this is going to occur on Sunday when people should be in church," he said.
Then someone needs to tell this asshole to be in church and it won't bother him, but he has NO right to tell a single person on the planet that they should be in church, the right to go or NOT to go is called FREEDOM
This is gonna make me sound anti-texan, but I cant think of a polite way to say it.

Just looking at many of our politicans over the years, it seems theres a lot of folks down there raised to believe that the Christian bible comes first, and the Constitution comes second.