Prepare for large unexpected costs.
There aren't supposed to be any, but many times the lender will at the last moment surprise you with a few thousand dollars extra. Tell them to pound sand.
And read every single document you sign, don't sign if you don't agree with it.
There aren't supposed to be any, but many times the lender will at the last moment surprise you with a few thousand dollars extra. Tell them to pound sand.
And read every single document you sign, don't sign if you don't agree with it.
Ask for the closing docs in advance of the closing if you insist on reading every single page. Nobody wants to waste hours while one person mumbles to themselves.
I'm giving you a shit ton of my money, damn straight you're going to sit here while I read everything I sign.
I'm giving you a shit ton of my money, damn straight you're going to sit here while I read everything I sign.
Any tips for a first time home buyer such as things to look for and watch out for?
I'm giving you a shit ton of my money, damn straight you're going to sit here while I read everything I sign.
And be prepared to walk away if you tell them to pound sand and they insist on the few extra thousand. Happened to me at closing. I ended up walking out of the closing telling the builder to give me some time to get another lender. Two days later the original lender called back apologizing for the mix up.
I can assure you the person doing the closing isn't getting much of your 'shit ton'. I guess a solution to dealing with pretentious clients could be to hand them the docs and check back in a couple hours.
How does READING a contract that you're being asked to sign, count you as pretentious?
By taking up everyone else's time digesting every word in a lengthy contract. Most of it is boilerplate language anyway and since it can be requested prior to closing; you could play down the self-importance and read it at your convenience.
ridiculous. i'm speechless. and what if the lender doesn't give it to you ahead of time? i guess i should worry about wasting the car salesman's time by reading the contract he wants me to sign as well? i've never in my life come across someone who recommends NOT reading a contract because you are wasting other people's time, especially when it's the single largest purchase in your life.
if that makes me pretentious, then you know what, i am. my time IS worth more than yours in this situation.
After reading your response; I highly recommend you spend twice the average time in reading any contract /waivers that you come across.
1. Most lenders/closing/title companies would be more than happy to provide the contract before hand so you can read it at your leisure and come to closing prepared to ask relevant questions. If they don't or can't provide it; then by all means you should look over it at the closing.
2. I never said you shouldn't read a contract but I guess you also examine any activity waiver, backs of parking tickets and stubs from ball games.
