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[simms]

all done

 

[Jeff7]

I like your style of password.

 

[Matthiasa]

Hmm... why would a company have all of 10 people managing over 2 billion dollars worth of anything at such a low level.

 

[olds]

I nutted on it, now what?

 

[Leros]

It seems like you brag too much. In fact, the first two sentences were so ridiculous that I thought this was some kind of joke.

 

[SunSamurai]

I teabagged your resume, what now?

 

[destrekor]

I like your style of password.

That was similar to what I used for my wifi for the longest time.

WPA2 accepted up to 63 characters.

I pounded all over the keyboard for 63 characters.

I started getting frustrated with devices on which I couldn't copy/paste said password, so I gave up on that. In my parents house where I was using that, it was basically impossible to get our signal outside of the house (yet my laptop would find signals inside our house from neighbors). I wasn't too worried. Though surprised when I discovered neighbors actually figured out wifi in general!

Some of them must have been using newer tech since I was getting signal from multiple houses away, when I couldn't get our signal at my neighbor's house. Old 54G must have been terrible, or our house had a fancy siding material that let waves in but not out.

 

[szechuanpork]

dude, what school wouldn't want you?

 

[olds]

That was similar to what I used for my wifi for the longest time.

WPA2 accepted up to 63 characters.

I pounded all over the keyboard for 63 characters.

I started getting frustrated with devices on which I couldn't copy/paste said password, so I gave up on that. In my parents house where I was using that, it was basically impossible to get our signal outside of the house (yet my laptop would find signals inside our house from neighbors). I wasn't too worried. Though surprised when I discovered neighbors actually figured out wifi in general!

Some of them must have been using newer tech since I was getting signal from multiple houses away, when I couldn't get our signal at my neighbor's house. Old 54G must have been terrible, or our house had a fancy siding material that let waves in but not out.

Cool story, bro.

 

[simms]

You guys are so witty... I changed the thread title.

Any feedback on layout, content, etc? I was iffy about adding in an Interests section, but I needed some padding to get to page 2.

Hmm... why would a company have all of 10 people managing over 2 billion dollars worth of anything at such a low level.

I don't know what you're thinking of, but we don't roll around in billions in cash. Punching in numbers and doing accounting/reconciliation work can be managed by a team of 10 with the proper internal controls and external audits. It's all just numbers - we don't see a penny of the actual money, it's all in banks.

It seems like you brag too much. In fact, the first two sentences were so ridiculous that I thought this was some kind of joke.

What should I say instead? Both are true - GE is the largest conglomerate, and I am a ChemE grad where several of my managers have written in workplans that I exceed expectations. First sentence of a profile should catch your eye - so any suggestions?

That was similar to what I used for my wifi for the longest time.

WPA2 accepted up to 63 characters.

I pounded all over the keyboard for 63 characters.

I started getting frustrated with devices on which I couldn't copy/paste said password, so I gave up on that. In my parents house where I was using that, it was basically impossible to get our signal outside of the house (yet my laptop would find signals inside our house from neighbors). I wasn't too worried. Though surprised when I discovered neighbors actually figured out wifi in general!

Some of them must have been using newer tech since I was getting signal from multiple houses away, when I couldn't get our signal at my neighbor's house. Old 54G must have been terrible, or our house had a fancy siding material that let waves in but not out.

I did the same thing a few years back. The passwords got so long, I changed all the WiFi passwords to "ABCDE". If you're in my area, you can have some WiFi.

 

[destrekor]

Cool story, bro.

I needed that uplifting comment today. You've completely turned everything around for me today. I appreciate your comments and support.

:wub:

 

[Net]

first impressions, good background but too many words.

quickly and clearly state your skill sets and the specific position.

avoid fluff and predictable clichés.

 

[simms]

Thanks for the feedback Net. Anyone else?

 

[JJChicken]

Wow you have a very impressive resume!

 

[magomago]

leverage leverage leverage leverage. For some reason i see this in a lot of the MBA resumes I read....

 

[SunSamurai]

You can clean my garage.

 

[simms]

leverage leverage leverage leverage. For some reason i see this in a lot of the MBA resumes I read....

I've only used it twice - is that really fair criticism?