Clitoraid

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Wait, that's a parody site, right?

Following the announcement made by Dr Foldes, OBGYN in France, stating that women and children of all ages who have suffered the atrocities of clitoral excision, or female genital mutilation the equivalent of male castration in its barbarity, now have the possibility to regain sexual pleasure and be whole once again, thanks to medical advances and scientific progress. Rael, the spiritual leader of the Raelian Movement decided to help as many women as possible to regain their sense of pleasure and founded Clitoraid

This threw me off. Isn't that some kind of freaky cult all about the leader banging his young, female disciples while regaling them with stories of aliens from outer space? I knew this guy at work that, over the course of a few years, converted to half-a-dozen different 'religions/spiritual movements'. Rael was one of them, IIRC. The dude kept talking about sex/lovemaking as some kind of divine, holy rites of passage yada-yada-yada.

This Clitoris-restoration campaign kinda fits. :D
 

Kadarin

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Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
Rael was one of them, IIRC. The dude kept talking about sex/lovemaking as some kind of divine, holy rites of passage yada-yada-yada.

If you're going to form a cult, there are a LOT worse ideas you could form it around.