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Clipping Fingernails At Work

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Clipping Fingernails At Work?

  • Wha,... oh GOD no!!

  • Yeah, sure.

  • ,.. where the hell do you work?

  • I am a raging moron.


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I'll clip my fingernails and toenails only if my office mate has left the office and (I think) nobody else can hear me.
 
So, personal hygiene at work is A-OK;
  • combing dandruff from your hair cut at your desk is A-OK
  • clearing ear wax at your desk is A-OK
  • flushing out your sinuses at your desk is A-OK
  • coughing up phlem at your desk is A-OK
  • removing eye crust at your desk is A-OK
  • removing dry skin patches at your desk is A-OK
  • plucking dingle berries at your desk is A-OK
  • removing smegma at your desk is A-OK
  • popping pimples and cysts at your desk is A-OK

My GOD,.. some of you really are hill people.


I agree with everything in your list being OK with the exception of these:

[*]plucking dingle berries at your desk is NOT OK

[*]removing smegma at your desk is NOT OK

[*]popping pimples and cysts at your desk is NOT OK


It is at MY DESK. Mind your own business. I'm sure you annoy others at work too. I'm not a Hill Person either.
 
nothing is more annoying than a person clipping their nails at work

someone did it at my last job and i wanted to physically assault them
 
clipping fingernails or microwaving a fish at work should be termination events.

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People who get sniffed at the most at work are:

Mrs. "I wear talcum powder all over my privates!"
Mr. "I wear foot powder on my privates!"
Mr. "I like to smell like bull urine at work!" aka he is wearing musk.
Mrs. "I like to wear my liquid salves from mainland china"
Mr. "I love the smell of foot odor and refuse to use "on your toes" powder"
 
Take good care and notice how many people sniffle at work when other people walk by them.

Normally just men do this but so called trendy women do this as well.

People who get sniffed at the most at work are:

Mrs. "I wear talcum powder all over my privates!"
Mr. "I wear foot powder on my privates!"
Mr. "I like to smell like bull urine at work!" aka he is wearing musk.
Mrs. "I like to wear my liquid salves from mainland china"
Mr. "I love the smell of foot odor and refuse to use "on your toes" powder"
WTF?
 
It is at MY DESK. Mind your own business. I'm sure you annoy others at work too. I'm not a Hill Person either.

Internet tough guy is letting me know that no one,.. and he means NO ONE, pushes him around.

:thumbsup:

And, you are a hill person.

You need to go to the bathroom and take care of the crap that comes from that rancid nasty bag of meat and water you call a body.
 
Internet tough guy is letting me know that no one,.. and he means NO ONE, pushes him around.

:thumbsup:

And, you are a hill person.

You need to go to the bathroom and take care of the crap that comes from that rancid nasty bag of meat and water you call a body.

You are a funny little boy!
 
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