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Clinton vaguely disappointed by lack of assassination attempts

well its more of a pity thing i think, they pity him too much, it not like he whooped any ones but in a war like desert storm, or broke up some tyrany, or fought majorly with any terrorists. he was the OJ simpson president, the Oprah winfrey not eat beef pres, the bosnia pres, which we where a little lax on, i think either germany or russia complained we where a little to slow.

he didn't make any major waves outside the US, and so many things, like columbine, few dozen wild fires, oklahoma city, where there floods and riots too? million man march, elian, star wars coming back to theaters.. those things kept us from hating him too much, he seemed to be there, when bad stuff happened... few huricanes right? i think when the first bush was in, many times i remember the vice pres calling or visiting crisis in the US.

plus the flourish of the economy at the end...
 
The fine upstanding press tool known as "the ONION". Hmmmm.. With stories like:

Woman Panics After Accidentally Getting Into Exact-Change Lane
DES PLAINES, IL-- Motorist Gloria Eckstrom, 64, panicked Monday after accidentally entering an I-90 toll-booth lane explicitly marked "Exact Change Only." "Oh, my goodness," said Eckstrom, the flow of traffic carrying her toward a basket into which she would soon be expected to toss 40 cents. "I'm in the wrong lane." Eckstrom was able to merge into a nearby "Manual" lane at the last possible moment, averting disaster.

AND


'Mr. Falafel' Owner Does Not Actually Like Being Addressed As Mr. Falafel
DETROIT-- In a candid interview Monday, Elias Nawaz, owner of the Mr. Falafel restaurant on Telegraph Road, asserted that he does not like to be called Mr. Falafel. "Please call me Mr. Nawaz," he said. "Or, if you wish to be less formal, you can call me Elias. But my name is not Mr. Falafel." Nawaz added that anyone asking to speak to "Mrs. Falafel" would be ignored outright.


I wonder if that report on Clinton is as accurate as the ones listed above.
 
hah😛 anyhow, some kid was shooting outside the whitehouse, moron didn't even get close to bush, what a waste.
 
Hahaha. Story brought to you by the same satire publication that had the story, "Man Builds PS2 In His Garage"...😀
 
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