Clint Eastwood vs Chuck Norris vs William Shatner

[WelshBloke]

Clint and Bill would start singing and Chuck would die from embarrassment. Then Clint and Bill would have a sing off which ends in a draw when the ghost of Brian Piccalo rises from the grave and asks them to sing a duet for him.

I dont think so.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Chuck and Clint are both sad, pale shells of who they once were.

Yes, they would lose a fight against the pudgiest and least badass person in the poll because of their political statements. Makes perfect sense.

 

[IronWing]

I dont think so.

Well damn, Bill learned to see since his LSD cover.

 

[WelshBloke]

Well damn, Bill learned to see since his LSD cover.

You have to love Shatner.

 

[DrPizza]

I'm pretty sure that it could be 2 on 1 with those 3 and Norris would still win.

On November 24, 1968, he avenged his defeat to Delgado and by doing so won the Professional Middleweight Karate champion title, which he held for six consecutive years.[9] In 1969, he won Karate's triple crown for the most tournament wins of the year, and the Fighter of the Year award by Black Belt Magazine. Norris made history in 1990 when he was the first Westerner in the documented history of Tae Kwon Do to be given the rank of 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master.[13] On July 1, 2000, Norris was presented the Golden Lifetime Achievement Award by the World Karate Union Hall of Fame. In 1999, Norris was inducted into the Martial Arts History Museum's Hall of Fame [49]

He might be old, but I'm sure he's incredibly skilled. It wouldn't even be a contest.

 

[Lemon law]

The chair had an advantage.

It had a leg to stand on.

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Only half right Craig, the chair had 4 legs to stand on and Clint had only two. Its the chair by 2 to one. And if Obama was sitting in that chair, he would have eaten Clint alive, even without a telepromter.

After that, Norris, Shatner, and Eastwood are merely pretend actors and maybe good at what they do. And even if all of them have probably stayed at a Holiday Inn, at some time in their lives, it gives them no credibility as political comminators.

On the other hand, Charlton Heston, simply because he played Moses and later became a victim of Alsheimers, must have been always credible. And how quickly we forget, George Burns who played the role of God in multiple movies.

 

[IronWing]

I'm pretty sure that it could be 2 on 1 with those 3 and Norris would still win.




He might be old, but I'm sure he's incredibly skilled. It wouldn't even be a contest.

Bill knocked out a Klingon with a single chop to the shoulder blade.

Everybody knows karate is fake.

 

[Craig234]

We have to stop Chuck Norris - send a seal team or drone to kill him because he will become dictator of the world using a ninja army if we don't.

That's no crazier than what Norris said about Obama, probably less crazy (wonder if he's good friends with Ted Nugent).