Clint Eastwood vs Chuck Norris vs William Shatner

[rudeguy]

fight to the death...who wins?

 

[olds]

Heart attacks X 3?

 

[MontyAC]

Bruce Lee would win.

 

[Craig234]

Phaser. Shatner.

 

[PottedMeat]

rule 34

 

[rudeguy]

Bruce Lee would win.

if dead people were an option, Gerald Ford would win

 

[Sonikku]

Clint and Chuck were both guys that were really something at one point in their lives. Now? Not so much. Shatner in contrast can throw a punch and knock someone out without even making physical contact. One inch punch? ha ha, try the ONE FOOT PUNCH.

 

[MontyAC]

if dead people were an option, Gerald Ford would win

Ok, for the living it has to be Norris. He's the only real fighter among them.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

rule 34

All three together? I need to see this.

 

[HAL9000]

If were assuming they are in peak physical condition at the prime of their lives then Clint.

If we are talking now, exactly as they are then Clint.

 

[waggy]

If were assuming they are in peak physical condition at the prime of their lives then Clint.

If we are talking now, exactly as they are then Clint.

if taken in peak physical condition it would be chuck norris. the guy was a legit karate champion for many many years.

 

[Ricochet]

rule 34

Ewww!!

 

[JulesMaximus]

If were assuming they are in peak physical condition at the prime of their lives then Clint.

If we are talking now, exactly as they are then Clint.

What if their opponent is a chair? Because Clint lost to the chair last week.

 

[Craig234]

What if their opponent is a chair? Because Clint lost to the chair last week.

The chair had an advantage.

It had a leg to stand on.

 

[Paratus]

 

[Paratus]

Shatner wins by sexual assault with a concrete dildo.

 

[ultimatebob]

Norris is probably in the best shape of those three, and he has some insanely high degree Black Belt. Chuck Norris by a mile.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Chuck Norris. But the aftermath of the fight would leave only him. The rest of the universe would be destroyed. He'd probably have to explain to God why he broke his universe and be the only person to have forced God to reboot the sever and reload from a backup.

 

[IronWing]

Clint and Bill would start singing and Chuck would die from embarrassment. Then Clint and Bill would have a sing off which ends in a draw when the ghost of Brian Piccalo rises from the grave and asks them to sing a duet for him.

 

[boomhower]

Will is a poser at best, and I love ST. It's between the other two, I give it to the old wheel gun vs the lethal hands.

 

[HAL9000]

if taken in peak physical condition it would be chuck norris. the guy was a legit karate champion for many many years.

Clint just needs to give him this look

He'd shit himself and then leave

What if their opponent is a chair? Because Clint lost to the chair last week.

No idea what this is referencing...

 

[IronWing]

No idea what this is referencing...

Some day you'll learn to google.

 

[Scotteq]

Chuck Norris was a real life fighter (Karate).

Clint Eastwood and Bill Shatner are both simply actors.

 

[IronWing]

Chuck Norris was a real life fighter (Karate).

Clint Eastwood and Bill Shatner are both simply actors.

Clint was a Civil War veteran and Bill made it through the police academy at age 55. Tough SOBs if you ask me. Bill was also the Chancellor of Dodgeball whereas Chuck was a mere judge.

 

[Spoooon]

Chuck and Clint are both sad, pale shells of who they once were.

Bill wins by a mile.