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J

Jhill

Diamond Member
> > >A woman was walking home alone late one night when she hears
> > >a.......
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >BUMP...
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >BUMP...
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >.
> > >BUMP ... behind her.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >Walking faster she looks back, and makes out the image of an
> > >upright
>coffin
> > banging its way down the middle of the street towards her ...
>
>
>
> > >BUMP...
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >..BUMP...
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >...BUMP...
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >Terrified, the woman begins to run towards her home, the coffin
> > >bouncing quickly behind her ...
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >faster...
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> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >faster...
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >BUMP...
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >BUMP....
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >BUMP.
> > >
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> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >She runs up to her door, fumbles with her keys, opens the door,
> > >rushes in, slams and locks the door behind her.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >However, the coffin crashes through her door, with the lid of the

> > >coffin
> > >
> > >clapping ...
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >Clappity-BUMP...
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >Clappity-BUMP...
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >Clappity-BUMP...
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >Clappity-BUMP...
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> > >
> > >on the heels of the terrified woman....
> > >
> > >
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> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the woman locks herself in. Her

> > >heart is pounding; her head is reeling; her breath is coming in
> > >sobbing gasps.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >With a loud CRASH the coffin breaks down the door, bumping and
> > >clapping towards her.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >The woman screams and reaches for something, anything ... but all

> > >she can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >Desperate, she throws the cough syrup at the coffin ...
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >The coffin stops.................
 
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STUPID!
 
Couldn't you just shorten that quite a bit. Here is a much more common version told by most 5 year old kids:

Why did the sleepy Vampire go to the drug store. He had a probelm with his coffin.
 
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>>ATOT WILL
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>>BE HAPPY!
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Originally posted by: dullard
Couldn't you just shorten that quite a bit. Here is a much more common version told by most 5 year old kids:

Why did the sleepy Vampire go to the drug store. He had a probelm with his coffin.
Click to expand...

hzahahahahahahah OWNED!
 
Originally posted by: Xiety
Originally posted by: dullard
Couldn't you just shorten that quite a bit. Here is a much more common version told by most 5 year old kids:

Why did the sleepy Vampire go to the drug store. He had a probelm with his coffin.
Click to expand...

hzahahahahahahah OWNED!
Click to expand...

Now that's a little more amusing. 😀
 
Originally posted by: Jhill
> > >Walking faster she looks back, and makes out the image of an
> > >upright
>coffin
> > banging its way down the middle of the street towards her ...
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I never knew "cough'in" can be seen and bangs down the middle of the street?

besides the fact that they rhyme, this joke/whatever you call it, makes no sense.
 
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