Click here for a really bad joke.

[Jhill]

> > >A woman was walking home alone late one night when she hears
> > >a.......
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> > >BUMP...
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> > >BUMP...
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> > >.
> > >BUMP ... behind her.
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> > >Walking faster she looks back, and makes out the image of an
> > >upright
>coffin
> > banging its way down the middle of the street towards her ...
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> > >BUMP...
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> > >..BUMP...
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> > >...BUMP...
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> > >Terrified, the woman begins to run towards her home, the coffin
> > >bouncing quickly behind her ...
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> > >faster...
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> > >faster...
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> > >BUMP...
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> > >BUMP....
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> > >BUMP.
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> > >She runs up to her door, fumbles with her keys, opens the door,
> > >rushes in, slams and locks the door behind her.
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> > >However, the coffin crashes through her door, with the lid of the

> > >coffin
> > >
> > >clapping ...
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> > >
> > >Clappity-BUMP...
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> > >Clappity-BUMP...
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> > >Clappity-BUMP...
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> > >Clappity-BUMP...
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> > >on the heels of the terrified woman....
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> > >Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the woman locks herself in. Her

> > >heart is pounding; her head is reeling; her breath is coming in
> > >sobbing gasps.
> > >
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> > >With a loud CRASH the coffin breaks down the door, bumping and
> > >clapping towards her.
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> > >The woman screams and reaches for something, anything ... but all

> > >she can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
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> > >Desperate, she throws the cough syrup at the coffin ...
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> > >The coffin stops.................

 

[Electric Amish]

That is......a huge waste of space.

 

[FFactory0x]

i do not get it

 

[notfred]

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STUPID!

 

[datalink7]

My mom will love that one. She loves bad jokes. Thanks

 

[Azraele]

Originally posted by: FFactory0x
i do not get it

Cough syrup...coffin/cough-in'...get it?

 

[MAME]

hah!

 

[Danman]

WTF I don't get it.

 

[tranceport]

wtf. I want my 30 seconds back.

 

[bigrash]

Originally posted by: Azraele

Originally posted by: FFactory0x
i do not get it

Cough syrup...coffin/cough-in'...get it?

oh now I get it.

 

[dullard]

Couldn't you just shorten that quite a bit. Here is a much more common version told by most 5 year old kids:

Why did the sleepy Vampire go to the drug store. He had a probelm with his coffin.

 

[Turkish]

>>JHILL,
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>>QUIT FVCKIN POSTING!
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>>ATOT WILL
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>>BE HAPPY!
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>>THANK YOU!

 

[Danman]

Originally posted by: bigrash

Originally posted by: Azraele

Originally posted by: FFactory0x
i do not get it

Cough syrup...coffin/cough-in'...get it?

oh now I get it.

Worst. Joke. EVAR.

 

[Turkish]

Originally posted by: dullard
Couldn't you just shorten that quite a bit. Here is a much more common version told by most 5 year old kids:

Why did the sleepy Vampire go to the drug store. He had a probelm with his coffin.

hzahahahahahahah OWNED!

 

[Danman]

Originally posted by: Xiety

Originally posted by: dullard
Couldn't you just shorten that quite a bit. Here is a much more common version told by most 5 year old kids:

Why did the sleepy Vampire go to the drug store. He had a probelm with his coffin.

hzahahahahahahah OWNED!

Now that's a little more amusing.

 

[Balt]

Well, he did warn us it was a really bad joke... still...

 

[new2AMD]

you owe anand bandwidth

 

[Turkish]

Originally posted by: Balt
Well, he did warn us it was a really bad joke... still...

Well she needs to stop posting!

 

[Legendary]

That far exceeded my expectations in how bad it was going to be.
Good job!

 

[Mucho]

 

[Eli]

At least format it so it's readable,and remove the >'s.

 

[MikeO]

That's one bad joke.

 

[Nitemare]

I think you have just found the worst joke of all time

 

[alkemyst]

damn looks like a cut and paste directly from aol.

 

[DaviDaVinci]

Originally posted by: Jhill
> > >Walking faster she looks back, and makes out the image of an
> > >upright
>coffin
> > banging its way down the middle of the street towards her ...

I never knew "cough'in" can be seen and bangs down the middle of the street?

besides the fact that they rhyme, this joke/whatever you call it, makes no sense.