Clever Flirtation or Creepy Come-on?

[TheCorm]

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
I think that you should refine that a bit. Instead of drooling,grabbing your crotch, and making an ass of yourself, try breaking the ice instead of coming on to her. When she says "I'd like one night stand please," say something like "sounds like a good time" or something like that.

Bingo...more like...that would be okay.

You're seriously never going to get laid.

Oh yes he will!...providing he hides in one of the carpets they have in the store...

 

[dquan97]

groan...you should've said something!

 

[spaceman]

thats creepy.

 

[Spac3d]

Originally posted by: prodigy

Originally posted by: Nocturnal

Originally posted by: pulse8
You're seriously never going to get laid.

 

[Sid59]

Originally posted by: Spac3d

Originally posted by: prodigy

Originally posted by: Nocturnal

Originally posted by: pulse8
You're seriously never going to get laid.

lol .. a little too many porno scenes?

 

[loup garou]

Oh boy another StormRider post!

 

[dman]

It'd be funnier if she was shopping at Sofa King.

Frank N Stein says Sofa King good.

U = Search for Sofa King . mp3

 

[CPA]

ahhhh, this thread is hilarious.

 

[Azraele]

Originally posted by: StormRider
Okay, you're at a furniture store and you see a hot looking girl ahead of you who is buying some furniture.

Hot-Girl: Yes, I'd like one night-stand please.

You: A one night stand? I like the sound of that. <Wink> <Wink> <Licking lips> <Grabbing crotch>

Classic.

 

[BooGiMaN]

are you related to the_good_guy?

cuz i have serious doubts either of you will get laid anytime soon

 

[Zenmervolt]

If you have to ask, it's probably just creepy.

ZV

 

[yllus]

We are blessed to be graced with your comedic presence, StormRider.

 

[Hammer]

i thought that was funny

 

[Bryophyte]

creepy or retarded, you choose.

 

[xirtam]

I think you'd have better luck trying to take a survey.

 

[GroundZero]

Originally posted by: pulse8

Originally posted by: Ronstang
Be prepared to get slapped. You are a virgin, right?

A middle-aged one, I think.

senior citizen

 

[conjur]

First-round loser on Elimidate...for sure.