Clever Flirtation or Creepy Come-on?

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StormRider

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Okay, you're at a furniture store and you see a hot looking girl ahead of you who is buying some furniture.

Hot-Girl: Yes, I'd like one night-stand please.

You: A one night stand? I like the sound of that. <Wink> <Wink> <Licking lips> <Grabbing crotch>
 
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AvesPKS

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You know, you'd probably end up waiting your whole life for a setup like that...
 
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amnesiac

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I think you need to go beat off a couple times. You'll feel better and hopefully you'll stop making these posts.
 
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Zim Hosein

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Originally posted by: StormRider
Okay, you're at a furniture store and you see a hot looking girl ahead of you who is buying some furniture.

Hot-Girl: Yes, I'd like one night-stand please.

You: A one night stand? I like the sound of that. <Wink> <Wink> <Licking lips> <Grabbing crotch>
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Followed by either a slap in the face and/or a sexual harassment suit, your choice ;) :D :p
 
hdeck

hdeck

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seen anger management yet?

something along the lines of "i appologize for being so rude earlier, but i find it hard to express myself when i'm about to explode in my pants"
 
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ThaGrandCow

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I think that you should refine that a bit. Instead of drooling,grabbing your crotch, and making an ass of yourself, try breaking the ice instead of coming on to her. When she says "I'd like one night stand please," say something like "sounds like a good time" or something like that.
 
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Desslok

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Originally posted by: StormRider
Okay, you're at a furniture store and you see a hot looking girl ahead of you who is buying some furniture. Hot-Girl: Yes, I'd like one night-stand please. You: A one night stand? I like the sound of that. <WINK><WINK><LICKING lips><GRABBING crotch>
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You need help.
 
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Ronstang

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The sad thing about nerds/geeks and other guys that are seemingly undesirable to the female population is that they think the world works like it does in cheesy movies which creates a perpetual cyclical state of viginity.
 
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thelanx

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Originally posted by: hdeck
seen anger management yet?

something along the lines of "i appologize for being so rude earlier, but i find it hard to express myself when i'm about to explode in my pants"
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lol, that movie was funny...but still kinda lame.

As for the original post...uhh..you don't seriously think that could even slighly be considered clever flirtation do you? I'm more leaning towards sexual harassment and losing your job. Or physical harm.
 
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yoda291

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Originally posted by: Ronstang
The sad thing about nerds/geeks and other guys that are seemingly undesirable to the female population is that they think the world works like it does in cheesy movies which creates a perpetual cyclical state of viginity.
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wait a minute...virginity is cyclical? You can get it BACK!
w00h00!

 
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