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Originally posted by: ThePresence
I've been hearing for years how this is such a hilarious movie, etc. etc.
I bought it because I found it discounted for like $9 bucks.
It's second only to Harold & Kumar in suckiness. It sucked so bad.
You might as well off yourself, since you have no sense of humor.
 
Originally posted by: ThePresence
I've been hearing for years how this is such a hilarious movie, etc. etc.
I bought it because I found it discounted for like $9 bucks.
It's second only to Harold & Kumar in suckiness. It sucked so bad.

You can't be serious.
 
Originally posted by: adambooth
I admit Harold and Kumar was about the dumbest thing ever... but Clerks is one of my all-time favorites. I'm a big Kevin Smith fan as well (my copy is signed 😉), so I guess I'm a little biased. To each his own.

Sorry you didn't like it.

Put it where it doesn't belong.
 
Originally posted by: brigden
No, he's entirely right. It's crap. Pure crap. So was Dogma, and everything else Kevin Smith has touched.

Complete shite.

You're a fvcking douchebag to the n'th degree, so what you say has no weight what so ever. Die.
 
Originally posted by: ThePresence
I've been hearing for years how this is such a hilarious movie, etc. etc.
I bought it because I found it discounted for like $9 bucks.
It's second only to Harold & Kumar in suckiness. It sucked so bad.

It influenced so many 90's (and forward) movies it has to be viewed by any serious movie lover. Of course, you're a Yanks fan so maybe you just have bad tastes in general. 😛
 
Originally posted by: ThePresence
I've been hearing for years how this is such a hilarious movie, etc. etc.
I bought it because I found it discounted for like $9 bucks.
It's second only to Harold & Kumar in suckiness. It sucked so bad.


yeah i remember there was a lot of sucking in that particular movie. (37 times I think)
 
"You get me slapped with a fine, you argue with the customers and I have to patch everything up, you get us thrown out of a funeral by violating the corpse, and then to top it off, you ruin my relationship. I mean, what's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?"
 
Originally posted by: PatrickBateman
"You get me slapped with a fine, you argue with the customers and I have to patch everything up, you get us thrown out of a funeral by violating the corpse, and then to top it off, you ruin my relationship. I mean, what's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?"

How is that funny?
 
Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: brigden
No, he's entirely right. It's crap. Pure crap. So was Dogma, and everything else Kevin Smith has touched.

Complete shite.

You're a fvcking douchebag to the n'th degree, so what you say has no weight what so ever. Die.

:heart:
 
Originally posted by: brigden
Originally posted by: PatrickBateman
"You get me slapped with a fine, you argue with the customers and I have to patch everything up, you get us thrown out of a funeral by violating the corpse, and then to top it off, you ruin my relationship. I mean, what's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?"

How is that funny?

How is popping your collar cool? 😕
 
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