Clerks

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: cjgallen
WTF, Clerks was GREAT!!!

agreed

 

[AntiEverything]

Originally posted by: ThePresence
I've been hearing for years how this is such a hilarious movie, etc. etc.
I bought it because I found it discounted for like $9 bucks.
It's second only to Harold & Kumar in suckiness. It sucked so bad.

You might as well off yourself, since you have no sense of humor.

 

[CRXican]

clerks is awesome and so is Harold and Kumar

you suck at the funny

 

[bleeb]

Originally posted by: cjgallen
WTF, Clerks was GREAT!!!

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: ThePresence
I've been hearing for years how this is such a hilarious movie, etc. etc.
I bought it because I found it discounted for like $9 bucks.
It's second only to Harold & Kumar in suckiness. It sucked so bad.

You can't be serious.

 

[Landroval]

I agree. I disliked all of Kevin Smith's movies that I have seen.

 

[ggavinmoss]

Originally posted by: adambooth
I admit Harold and Kumar was about the dumbest thing ever... but Clerks is one of my all-time favorites. I'm a big Kevin Smith fan as well (my copy is signed ), so I guess I'm a little biased. To each his own.

Sorry you didn't like it.

Put it where it doesn't belong.

 

[Vic]

Originally posted by: mitchafi
Motion for ban.

Seconded.

Clerks is a great movie.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: brigden
No, he's entirely right. It's crap. Pure crap. So was Dogma, and everything else Kevin Smith has touched.

Complete shite.

You're a fvcking douchebag to the n'th degree, so what you say has no weight what so ever. Die.

 

[Brule]

Originally posted by: ThePresence
I've been hearing for years how this is such a hilarious movie, etc. etc.
I bought it because I found it discounted for like $9 bucks.
It's second only to Harold & Kumar in suckiness. It sucked so bad.

It influenced so many 90's (and forward) movies it has to be viewed by any serious movie lover. Of course, you're a Yanks fan so maybe you just have bad tastes in general.

 

[BRObedoza]

Clerks is overrated. it was just aaaaaaaight

 

[ThisIsMatt]

The MPAA didn't even have to warn me after downloading Clerks. I deleted it voluntarily.

 

[blakeatwork]

I enjoyed it... thought it was a fair flick... Mallrats was a bit of a letdown after clerks.

 

[Pepsei]

Originally posted by: ThePresence
I've been hearing for years how this is such a hilarious movie, etc. etc.
I bought it because I found it discounted for like $9 bucks.
It's second only to Harold & Kumar in suckiness. It sucked so bad.

yeah i remember there was a lot of sucking in that particular movie. (37 times I think)

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: redly1
early 90's...you just had to be there

QFT!

 

[PatrickBateman]

"You get me slapped with a fine, you argue with the customers and I have to patch everything up, you get us thrown out of a funeral by violating the corpse, and then to top it off, you ruin my relationship. I mean, what's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?"

 

[brigden]

Originally posted by: PatrickBateman
"You get me slapped with a fine, you argue with the customers and I have to patch everything up, you get us thrown out of a funeral by violating the corpse, and then to top it off, you ruin my relationship. I mean, what's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?"

How is that funny?

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: brigden
No, he's entirely right. It's crap. Pure crap. So was Dogma, and everything else Kevin Smith has touched.

Complete shite.

You're a fvcking douchebag to the n'th degree, so what you say has no weight what so ever. Die.

:heart:

 

[LeadMagnet]

Harold & Kumar
and
Clerks

were great

It must be you

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: CRXican
clerks is awesome and so is Harold and Kumar

you suck at the funny

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: PatrickBateman
"You get me slapped with a fine, you argue with the customers and I have to patch everything up, you get us thrown out of a funeral by violating the corpse, and then to top it off, you ruin my relationship. I mean, what's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?"

How is that funny?

How is popping your collar cool?