Clerks 2

[TruePaige]

Maybe I imagined it but I could of sworn there was a Clerks 2 edition that was black & white and lightened up the lame scenes.

I have no idea, but if there was I'd like to know.

 

[KLin]

The first one was black and white.


37?!?!

 

[KeithTalent]

I thought only the first one was B&W. 2 has always been in colour.

KT

 

[TruePaige]

Originally posted by: KLin
The first one was black and white.


37?!?!

Yeah I know that, I just remember "Clerks 2 FIXED". It's been a long time, I could of sworn I had something along those lines, or came along something...hmm..

I could be crazy, it also could of been a fan project that was quashed before anything became of it.

"Don't suck any ***** on your way to the parking lot!"

 

[KeithTalent]

Actually, aren't there a few B&W scenes in the movie? Been a while since I've seen it though.

I couldn't find anything about what you mentioned.

KT

 

[TruePaige]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Actually, aren't there a few B&W scenes in the movie? Been a while since I've seen it though.

I couldn't find anything about what you mentioned.

KT

Yeah, the original quick stop scene that opens the movie is B&W.

I know it has always been a color flick, but I know on the internet somewhere I saw "Clerks 2: Black & White and Fixed" as a search result.

I can't find any of the discussion anymore and it is a foggy reference even in my mind.

Just wondering if maybe someone else remembered something about it.

Either way, worth asking.

 

[biggestmuff]

Originally posted by: TruePaige

Originally posted by: KLin
The first one was black and white.


37?!?!

Yeah I know that, I just remember "Clerks 2 FIXED". It's been a long time, I could of sworn I had something along those lines, or came along something...hmm..

I could be crazy, it also could of been a fan project that was quashed before anything became of it.

"Don't suck any ***** on your way to the parking lot!"

That's a line from Clerks. I don't know if you're throwing that line out there or you're using it as an example of a line you heard in your "Clerks 2 FIXED".

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: biggestmuff

Originally posted by: TruePaige

Originally posted by: KLin
The first one was black and white.


37?!?!

Yeah I know that, I just remember "Clerks 2 FIXED". It's been a long time, I could of sworn I had something along those lines, or came along something...hmm..

I could be crazy, it also could of been a fan project that was quashed before anything became of it.

"Don't suck any ***** on your way to the parking lot!"

That's a line from Clerks. I don't know if you're throwing that line out there or you're using it as an example of a line you heard in your "Clerks 2 FIXED".

He quoted it because I referenced the first one and posted 37?!?!?

 

[DaTT]

Best line from Clerks 2 in speaking of large Clits;

"No, what's next, an undersized dick?"

 

[TruePaige]

Originally posted by: DaTT
Best line from Clerks 2 in speaking of large Clits;

"No, what's next, an undersized dick?"

I kind of liked the running "taking it back" joke.

 

[HardcoreRobot]

i see no reference to any such 'fixed' version of either clerks film on imdb.

 

[zerocool84]

Originally posted by: DaTT
Best line from Clerks 2 in speaking of large Clits;

You wouldn't wanna be with a girl with an oversized clit?
No cus the next step is a guy with an undersized dick.

Fixed and expanded for people who don't know

 

[middlehead]

Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot
i see no reference to any such 'fixed' version of either clerks film on imdb.

If it's real, it was probably just a fan's pet project.

 

[nakedfrog]

I've never heard of such a thing.

 

[So]

Totally real. They re-shot a bunch of scenes, and re-released it in black and white under the simple title "Clerks"

 

[fustercluck]

man those movies sucked...but I hate all Kevin Smith movies

 

[DrPizza]

"lightened up the lame scenes"? You must be thinking of some sequel to some other movie.

 

[CrankyMcStank]

Originally posted by: fustercluck
man those movies sucked...but I hate all Kevin Smith movies

So you're a humorless tool. Good for you.

 

[Jadow]

I can't remember what year Clerks II came out, but I remember having the opinion that it'd been the best movie I'd seen that year.

 

[fustercluck]

Originally posted by: CrankyMcStank

Originally posted by: fustercluck
man those movies sucked...but I hate all Kevin Smith movies

So you're a humorless tool. Good for you.

Yeah that must be it. Anyone who hates Kevin Smith's movies is a humorless tool

 

[Slick5150]

Originally posted by: fustercluck

Originally posted by: CrankyMcStank

Originally posted by: fustercluck
man those movies sucked...but I hate all Kevin Smith movies

So you're a humorless tool. Good for you.

Yeah that must be it. Anyone who hates Kevin Smith's movies is a humorless tool

Kinda, yeah.

 

[CrankyMcStank]

Originally posted by: fustercluck

Originally posted by: CrankyMcStank

Originally posted by: fustercluck
man those movies sucked...but I hate all Kevin Smith movies

So you're a humorless tool. Good for you.

Yeah that must be it. Anyone who hates Kevin Smith's movies is a humorless tool

Now that you have come to terms with your affliction...you can seek professional help.

 

[scott916]

The first Clerks was genius. 2, not so much.

 

[Kev]

I absolutely hated Clerks 1. Just couldn't get past the terrible acting. I thoroughly enjoyed the sequel though.

 

[nakedfrog]

I love both of them.