Clearly, the funniest "artist" ever

skooma

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Tone Loc hands down.

just listen to his game, its killer. i stumbled across "cheeba" in my archives i think this is all that needs to be quoted:

When I get to a party, To get it started
I grab tha microphone and rock it cold hearted

:p good stuff.
 

SampSon

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Some call it cheeba, some call it weed
It's the killa, it's the thrilla, its the thing that you need

So cheeba cheeba yall.
 

skooma

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i wonder if hes still alive? i'm thinking 450lbs in florida, sweating such that he needs to wipe his brow, surrounded by nobody but his family tellng him he had it all.
 

XZeroII

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What?

1. Why is "artist" in quotes? Is he/she gay or something?
2. What is so funny about that quote?
3. It appears that "cheeba" is actually Marijuana. It sounds like this person is saying that everyone should use it as much as possible because it's great. That doesn't sound like a great message to send.
 

skooma

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Originally posted by: XZeroII
What?

1. Why is "artist" in quotes? Is he/she gay or something?
2. What is so funny about that quote?
3. It appears that "cheeba" is actually Marijuana. It sounds like this person is saying that everyone should use it as much as possible because it's great. That doesn't sound like a great message to send.

"artist" is in quotes because he was laughably considered one.

the quote is funny because it is the beginning of a funny as hell song.

yeah, cheeba is "mary Jane", what the hell is the matter with that? its better than the booze that all you kids feel so proud about having your first taste of. I'd rather my son smoke "cheeba" than drink poison.
 

sygyzy

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Originally posted by: XZeroII
What?

1. Why is "artist" in quotes? Is he/she gay or something?
2. What is so funny about that quote?
3. It appears that "cheeba" is actually Marijuana. It sounds like this person is saying that everyone should use it as much as possible because it's great. That doesn't sound like a great message to send.

Since when did "Artist" in quotes come to mean gay?
 

skooma

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Originally posted by: sygyzy
Originally posted by: XZeroII
What?

1. Why is "artist" in quotes? Is he/she gay or something?
2. What is so funny about that quote?
3. It appears that "cheeba" is actually Marijuana. It sounds like this person is saying that everyone should use it as much as possible because it's great. That doesn't sound like a great message to send.

Since when did "Artist" in quotes come to mean gay?
When read by a homophobe apparently.

He also does a great job extrapolating the songs meaning from 2 lines :p
 
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Originally posted by: skooma
i wonder if hes still alive? i'm thinking 450lbs in florida, sweating such that he needs to wipe his brow, surrounded by nobody but his family tellng him he had it all.

close! he was on VH1 a while back, and he was quite fat
 

skooma

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Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
Originally posted by: skooma
i wonder if hes still alive? i'm thinking 450lbs in florida, sweating such that he needs to wipe his brow, surrounded by nobody but his family tellng him he had it all.

close! he was on VH1 a while back, and he was quite fat
damn, i wish i saw that.

oxygen tank possibly?