Cleaning up overflowing toilets just isn't very fun

[Beev]

Had a friend from California visiting their family for the holidays over last night. We hung out, had a great night, watched a movie, etc. Then when she was about to leave she asked to use the bathroom first. No problem.

Oh wait, no. There was a problem. Her fat turds clogged my toilet. Good lord, water all over the floor, chunks of tp and poo all over the floor, towels dirty and in the washer. FML.

I ended up grabbing like ten old tshirts from my closet and sopping it all up. I guess it's a good thing I don't get grossed out easily.

Never in my life have I taken a shit so fat it clogged a toilet, and I routinely drop deuces with gusto.

No point to this thread. I just wanted to mini-rant.

 

[Spikesoldier]

Cali-turd FML!

 

[Jodell88]

LOL!

 

[momeNt]

Damn, not cool!

Everybody knows when they've made a monstrous dump, and if dump is monstrous you need to follow a few simple rules.

1. When flushing, check to see if dump makes it down the toilet.
2. If dump doesn't make it down toilet, and you see the toilet is running, TURN THE VALVE OFF!!!!!
3. Plunge dump down, saving your friend Beev's t-shirts in the process.

 

[Macamus Prime]

Fuck. What did you feed her?

 

[xSkyDrAx]

I feel bad for you but

 

[highland145]

A friend in need leaves a turd for Beev.:biggrin:

 

[GrumpyMan]

A turd in hand is worth 2 in the toilet?

 

[highland145]

Turds of a heifer float together.

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

Damn, not cool!

Everybody knows when they've made a monstrous dump, and if dump is monstrous you need to follow a few simple rules.

1. When flushing, check to see if dump makes it down the toilet.
2. If dump doesn't make it down toilet, and you see the toilet is running, TURN THE VALVE OFF!!!!!
3. Plunge dump down, saving your friend Beev's t-shirts in the process.

I learned those lessons the hard way, similar to Beev, except I didn't realize that the toilet was overflowing until it was dripping from the ceiling of the floor below it.

 

[goobernoodles]

Is she on suicide watch?

 

[GrumpyMan]

Well the good news is that she must really like you, since she felt comfortable enough to blow out her innards in your bath room. Just like an old married couple, just warms the heart it does.

 

[Sixguns]

Did she at least say something or did you walk into a poo mine field? If not, I believe you have been given the green light to give her an upper decker!

 

[Leros]

A friend was really sick and had terrible diarrhea. Enormous amounts of pure liquid shit. Not sure how it happened, but he managed to plug up the toilet and overflow the entire bathroom. The entire floor and toilet was covered in a thin layer of fine shit particles and shit water.

It was too awful to clean ourselves, so we called a cleaning company. Best $25 I ever spent. I'm suprised that was all they charged us. We did explain the exact situation. They actually cleaned the entire 3 bedroom house too.

 

[PottedMeat]

she was expecting to perform a cleveland steamer but you obviously weren't paying attention.

 

[Beev]

Did she at least say something or did you walk into a poo mine field?

This is what I heard:

*flush*
*water running to wash hands*
*waiting*
*flush*
"BEEV!"

It's funny because she's just a cute little 18 year old, too. Super short, super petite, yet when I caught a glimpse of her log before it went down I was in awe.

 

[Savarak]

...you've got problems cleaning overflowing toilets ever does turn fun

 

[TechBoyJK]

If I'm taking a massive dump.. I flush halfway through.. if not more. Just not worth the overflow.

 

[Rage187]

my niece did that to our house. I pulled the "what did you eat?" as I was working on it.

My wife was not happy with me joking around. My wife clogs our's up all the time though.

 

[Born2bwire]

I learned those lessons the hard way, similar to Beev, except I didn't realize that the toilet was overflowing until it was dripping from the ceiling of the floor below it.

Shit, don't I know it. One of my roommates clogged the damn toilet and decided to just keep flushing. Then when it overflowed he didn't have enough sense to cutoff the water either. First I knew of it was when I saw a stream of brown liquid dripping down off of the light above the table I was sitting at. Jesus Christ, we even had a fucking plunger too.

 

[Elbryn]

this is why i have toilets with a 10 on the flush rating scale. so massive dumps are not a problem... now there's that time my main drain backed up and i was pumping poo nuggets from the pond in the middle of my basement with a shop vac and running it outside that was no fun.

 

[RearAdmiral]

I think girls hold it in so long that it just grows in there. Then they unleash those torpedo's in poor Beev's toilet. She better be making you dinner or something in return.

 

[Rubycon]

You know when people mention head (toilet) troubles it can only get so bad, right? Wrong! You think that was bad I assure you it can be far worse.

Here is one such example:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y3ld9GpeNc

Imagine dealing with that!

Usually one with a flooded basement grabs tools to remove the toilet to let the water drain out! But when the water's coming back there's no shut off valve! You're at the mercy of gravity here and one can only imagine what's in that water. Of course if it's a deluge from the Heavens than most likely it's storm water that's really diluted the brown stuff. Even though the FC count is still high enough that you would not want to take a splash to the face. Definitely wash your hands. D:

 

[clamum]

If I'm taking a massive dump.. I flush halfway through.. if not more. Just not worth the overflow.

Yep, this is SOP for me as well. lulz

 

[highland145]

^^^looks like some municipality going to pay for that one.