"Clean" quotes you've seen on bathroom walls

[Monel Funkawitz]

"You can shake it, you can beat it, you can slam it against the wall... but you still have to put it in your pants for the last drop to fall."

Over a urinal "While you're reading this, you're pissing on your shoe"

"Anyone can piss on the floor...Be a hero and sh*t on the ceiling!"

"If your hose it too short or your pressure's too weak, step up to the pot or you'll piss on your feet."

"Marines - please don't eat the urinal cakes. "

"E=mc2" Scrawled below it was: "next time show your work"

"Due to inflation---E=MC4"

Written on the toilet seat cover/ass gasket dispenser: "FREE COWBOY HATS"

 

[nord1899]

Save a tree, eat a beaver.

 

[lawaris]

If u spinkle when u tinkle ..
Be sweet and wipe the seat !

 

[Fausto]

Seen recently on a bathroom wall:

I f*cked your Momma!!

then added later by another patron....

Go home Dad, you're drunk!


😀

 

[lawaris]

Your future is in your hands !

 

[Cattlegod]

wanna see a joke?












look in your hands.

 

[KeyserSoze]

Similar to Monel Funkawitz's:

"No matter how much you shake and dance, the last drop always ends in your pants."







KeyserSoze

 

[Vadatajs]

All your base are belong to us.
You're society's infection.
Thanks for the futon Tom, I'll never forget it.

 

[Evadman]

"why are you looking here, the real joke is between your legs"

 

[WA261]

"Mike was here" =P

 

[Pakaderm]

"We aim to please. You aim too, please."

-Pak

 

[Paunchy]

"They wash these walls to erase my pen, but the $hithouse poet strikes again!"

--Paunchy

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

in a stall, the left wall said, "LOOK RIGHT" and the right wall said "LOOK LEFT"

 

[azazyel]

Some come here to sit and think
Some come here to sit and stink
Some come here to read the walls
I came here to scratch my b@lls

 

[BDawg]

We aim to keep this bathroom clean.

Your aim will help.

(or, in the language of Anandtech)

You're aim will help. 😀

 

[MereMortal]

"Love is a legless grandma"

 

[yakko]

Quit reading my diary.

 

[Lounatik]

"To be or not to be"- Shakespeare



"To be is to do"- Nietsche




"Do be do be do"-Sinatra




Peace






Lounatik

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Here I sit, broken hearted, tried to sh!t but only farted.

 

[YetioDoom]

<< in a stall, the left wall said, "LOOK RIGHT" and the right wall said "LOOK LEFT" >>



Heh, ive seen that too - it was labeled "Toilet Tennis"

 

[Maetryx]

Don't write on the walls

Okay, I won't.
---------------------------

Here I sit, groaning and flexin'
Just gave birth to another Texan.

 

[Cable God]

none that I can think of....oh, how about this one?

on the ceiling, it says:

"Stop looking up here There's no joke here, the joke's in your hand!"


No surprise this thread was posted by monel....

 

[fatalbert]

If you need to talk to Jesus call this number.

(I forget the #, but apparently Jesus lives in Conneticut)

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

<< "Marines - please don't eat the urinal cakes. " >>



LMAO!

 

[Frosty3799]

<< Seen recently on a bathroom wall:

I f*cked your Momma!!

then added later by another patron....

Go home Dad, you're drunk!


😀 >>



hehe nice