Classic standup skits

[Demon-Xanth]

Eddie Murphey does the Cos.

 

[speg]

Link failed.

 

[Iron Woode]

Who's on First?

/thread

 

[CorCentral]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Who's on First?

/thread

Sorry, I'll have to argue on this one. They were GREAT mind you, but nothing could beat Hope and Crosby

I know it's not actually stand up, but it's Great! Most of the kids here won't get the jokes they banter back and forth, but I don't care.

 

[Bill Brasky]

I think this one is hilarious.

Chappelle

 

[geno]

Another good one from Eddie Murphy :

Mr T

You can't mention classic standup and not mention Sam Kinison :

Not his best stuff but still funny

I should mention these aren't NSFW

 

[CorCentral]

Another with Hope and Crosby Captain Custard

 

[venkman]

I'm sure I can't post a link due to language and inappropriateness (ok, i'm just lazy)

Chris Rocks N-words vs Black People

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: venkman
I'm sure I can't post a link due to language and inappropriateness (ok, i'm just lazy)

Chris Rocks N-words vs Black People

"I take care of my kids"
"SHIT! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO!!!"

 

[Flammable]

'ello

 

[Muse]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Eddie Murphey does the Cos.

That's a bad-ass routine!

 

[rudeguy]

Doug Stanhope's bit about the hooker in Vegas.


Best stand up bit EVAR!

 

[Wheezer]

Eddie Murphy.....Ice Cream

 

[Anubis]

the one where Richard Prior talks about setting hiself on fire, i cant find it on youtube but fuck its great

also nearly anything by Carlin

 

[irishScott]

Chris Rock: Married Life (NSFW language)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AS13dTbAdcI

 

[ManBearPig]

http://www.jibjab.com/view/66328

 

[GasX]

Are we talking about skits, impressions or routines?

Anyway, here is my submission: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...KNZ4XA&feature=related

 

[CraKaJaX]

Denis Leary - No Cure for Cancer
George Carlin - You're All Diseased

 

[Born2bwire]

Originally posted by: Kazaam
http://www.jibjab.com/view/66328

I LOVE that skit. Only Chris Farley could pull that one off.

But seriously, what's wrong with you people, it took this long for somone to post this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FPv2toi5og
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX-d7Q5dV7I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwDv0Dahqwk#t=2m39s
He doesn't have much energy in the last clip but his final quip is GOLD.

EDIT:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYCCDD7VXEc&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...Ns8bKI&feature=related

 

[Muse]

bump for stand up.

 

[dennilfloss]

My favourite was Dennis Wolfberg.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY3Be9MxTSw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2aTxIWoF9Y