here's another one...
a guy died and three of his best friends (who owe him $100 from a bet) showed up at the funeral. the first best friend (doctor) paid his respect and placed a $100 bill in the coffin. the second best friend (stock broker) paid his respect and also placed a $100 bill in the coffin. the third best friend (lawyer) paid his respect and wrote a check to his dead friend for $300 and took the two $100 bills. :evil:
a guy died and three of his best friends (who owe him $100 from a bet) showed up at the funeral. the first best friend (doctor) paid his respect and placed a $100 bill in the coffin. the second best friend (stock broker) paid his respect and also placed a $100 bill in the coffin. the third best friend (lawyer) paid his respect and wrote a check to his dead friend for $300 and took the two $100 bills. :evil: