Instead of the Revolution, we are celebrating July 3 1863 tomorrow -- with "Little Round-Top" and the double-canisters of shrapnel from Cemetery Ridge. I have cut a stars-and-bars into ribbons except for a unifying seam, and plan to drag it from my bumper on the pavement all during the week. Packin' a large baseball bat to protect the car.
We also wish that all the Trumpies have defective propane bottles on their BBQs -- infer the rest of it.
On a simple empirical level as opposed to the biased legal standard of "reasonable doubt," we are sure that Trump is a willing Putin asset and traitor to America.
With that, we took a vote among family and friends without any Russian assistance. We resolve to exclude Trumpies from the human race wherever we find them for the next 20 years.
But if it floats their boat, they can go back to their flyover shitholes, mix some Kool-Aid and rat-poison, and book themselves a one-way cruise to hell for the whole degenerate family on this glorious 4th of July.
And someone should "slime" Alex Jones and Director Pruitt. We don't need any talk of civility after being slapped in the face daily when that Asshole appears on our TV sets. We were being slapped in the face daily ever since Nov 8, 2016. And probably before that. Even the Birther Frenzy was a slap in the face.
