Civil War July 4th

[cytg111]

You read it here first, its going down boys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8G8w6Fi9N8

By your very own Prophet(c) Alex Jones(tm) : patent pending.

Scroll forward to the best part around 9:30 ... To the tune of Tarzan Boy..
Holy crap thats funny. I think I just got another clip for AJ collection .

 

[IronWing]

Okay, who's bringing the potato salad?

 

[Commodus]

And of course, when it doesn't happen, Jones will claim that his advance notice single-handedly prevented catastrophe. Not that he seriously believes it (he doesn't really believe most of the crap he peddles), but he knows his audience will happily accept convenient excuses.

 

[PottedMeat]

Okay, who's bringing the potato salad?

potato salad? that stuff will deplete your precious bodily fluids. replenish them with Alex Jones' INFOWARS Supplement Suppositories® AVAILABLE NOW!

 

[dank69]

Ahaha @1:35 he forgot to edit out the part that says Obama to declare Martial Law in 2015

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Shhh.....you guys are going to ruin it.

My check came from George Soros.

 

[dank69]

Bernie bros that think he could have beaten Trump should watch 3:05-3:30 to get a taste of what we would have been bombarded with had he beaten Hillary in the primary.

 

[cytg111]

Ahaha @1:35 he forgot to edit out the part that says Obama to declare Martial Law in 2015

Hahaha .. didnt catch that ...
I can see Putin looking at this and thinking "I can work with this....."

 

[dainthomas]

Shhh.....you guys are going to ruin it.

My check came from George Soros.

I haven't gotten mine yet. Was going to use it to pick up some burgers.

 

[soundforbjt]

So this is what Q was talking about.

 

[ivwshane]

Whatever you guys do though, don't give him any more exposure by viewing his YouTube channel:|

 

[BonzaiDuck]

Instead of the Revolution, we are celebrating July 3 1863 tomorrow -- with "Little Round-Top" and the double-canisters of shrapnel from Cemetery Ridge. I have cut a stars-and-bars into ribbons except for a unifying seam, and plan to drag it from my bumper on the pavement all during the week. Packin' a large baseball bat to protect the car.

We also wish that all the Trumpies have defective propane bottles on their BBQs -- infer the rest of it.

On a simple empirical level as opposed to the biased legal standard of "reasonable doubt," we are sure that Trump is a willing Putin asset and traitor to America.

With that, we took a vote among family and friends without any Russian assistance. We resolve to exclude Trumpies from the human race wherever we find them for the next 20 years.

But if it floats their boat, they can go back to their flyover shitholes, mix some Kool-Aid and rat-poison, and book themselves a one-way cruise to hell for the whole degenerate family on this glorious 4th of July.

And someone should "slime" Alex Jones and Director Pruitt. We don't need any talk of civility after being slapped in the face daily when that Asshole appears on our TV sets. We were being slapped in the face daily ever since Nov 8, 2016. And probably before that. Even the Birther Frenzy was a slap in the face.

 

[SP33Demon]

Very entertaining, watched all of it.

 

[IronWing]

Very entertaining, watched all of it.

You have no life.

 

[SP33Demon]

You have no life.

Nope, I have a day off and decided to spend it with you guys. You should feel honored.

 

[Jhhnn]

Nope, I have a day off and decided to spend it with you guys. You should feel honored.

I figured your trolling is some kind of a side job...

 

[JSt0rm]

the question is do any of the infowars viewers wonder why the war didnt happen or do they just keep watching in outrage?

 

[IronWing]

I think it's starting! I hear what sounds like gunfire and explosions. This could be it! Or it could just be another Wednesday in Arizona.

 

[woolfe9998]

Don't link that crap.

 

[cytg111]

Nope, I have a day off and decided to spend it with you guys. You should feel honored.

Day off from cheating on your tax returns so you come on the tubes to peddle propaganda that screws over people even more? Why do you love your brother and sister so much? Or should that be comrade and comrade?

 

[Younigue]

the question is do any of the infowars viewers wonder why the war didnt happen or do they just keep watching in outrage?

They're sure it did happen, just not where they are AND they won! Poor saps confuse their own drool as liberal tears on the regular.

 

[cytg111]

So .. where is the damned spies? Wait.. wrong thread..

 

[IronWing]

It's working! Trump is readying to flee the country! May go to Russia!

 

[Thebobo]

It's working! Trump is readying to flee the country! May go to Russia!

Maybe they'll keep him.

 

[brycejones]

Nope, I have a day off and decided to spend it with you guys. You should feel honored.

So you ran out of steroids and your supplier is in jail?