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Civil War Issue #1

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AdmiralSoujiki

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Back in the Civil War, there was a confederate soldier who got one of his testicles shot off. However, the bullet carried into a woman's uterus and impregnated her. Later, the soldier found the woman and married her. And so, they lived happily ever after...with only one nut. What do you think?😎
 
I would like to officially welcome AdmiralSoujiki to ATOT. He is my longtime friend and roommate. I also look forward to future editions to.. umm... the Civil War Issue. lol

🙂
 
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<< Thank you, my longtime friend. P.S. die >>



Look, ill clean up the laundry by tomorrow. For now, lets just hope your thread doesnt get locked 🙂

Its bad karma to get your first thread locked 😉
 
yes i was once a junior member. for a very long time too. about 6 months passed between when i registered and when i really started posting. but i never posted n00b topics like this one.
 


<< yes i was once a junior member. for a very long time too. about 6 months passed between when i registered and when i really started posting. but i never posted n00b topics like this one. >>



That makes you great...You truly are great.
 
ok, so let me get this straight.

The bullet blew the testicle (medical term, not pornographic in any way mods 😉 ) out of the scrotum (ditto 😉 , the same for the rest ) but the bullet stayed there. Then this bullet found its way into the other testicle, only to travel up the vas deferens, through the prostate, through the urethra, and into the womans uterus at the exact time she was ovulating and impregnated her?

Have you ever seen a man pass a stone?? They are doubled over, sweating, puking, and really not in the mood for sex (although I never asked them in my assessment).

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<--still fresh

edit: I think you should read my post and still tell me its true.

P.S. I have some beach front property here in NV to sell you...
 
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