Chuck Norris

[Powerful Parker]

Chuck Norris jokes have been said to be stupid like dead baby jokes. Please help me by replying with good CN jokes. I would use google but they all suck. Know any personal funny ones? And besides nothing is funny about dead babies!

 

[Crono]

Google knows a lot
http://www.google.com

 

[HannibalX]

Ever heard of Google?

 

[Demon-Xanth]

I know a lot of Chuck Norris jokes, however I would hesitate to call any of them "good".

 

[Lorax]

if you type chuck norris in google, you win. forever.

 

[ViviTheMage]

there are no good ones

 

[HardcoreRobot]

chuck norris asks you to stop posting

 

[troytime]

Chuck Norris was born Chuck Stevens but took his wife's name when they were married

 

[spacejamz]

'When Chuck Norris has sex, he is always on top because he never fvcks up...

 

[ivan2]

dont turn this into Barrens chat..

 

[Krazy4Real]

OP needs to be banned.... roundhouse kick style.

 

[Exterous]

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom as he is already ribbed for her pleasure

 

[AstroManLuca]

Originally posted by: Powerful Parker
Chuck Norris jokes have been said to be stupid

That they are.

Chuck Norris himself, as a subject of these jokes, is no longer funny. It's so old and overplayed at this point that it's not possible for these jokes to be funny anymore.

 

[Ns1]

chuck norris doesn't follow GAAP, GAAP follows him.

Hell chuck norris still amortizes goodwill.