Chuck Norris

[nageov3t]

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/

A midget, a rabbi, and a horse all walk into a bar. Ah, fvck it. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked all their asses.

 

[Sphexi]

Fvcking Chuck Norris.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Sphexi
Fvcking Chuck Norris.

I wouldn't recommend it. 😱

 

[hjo3]

Relevant.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Chuck Norris couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag. Any film he has ever been in that had even a miniscule chance of being good was ruined by his presence.

 

[Steve]

"Walker told me I have AIDS."

 

[Wheezer]

Chuck Norris got into a bar fight in South Boston, slaying 20 Irish men. When asked why he started the fight he replied, "They're always after me Lucky Charms."

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: sm8000
"Walker told me I have AIDS."

It's funny because he see's dead people, and he's pretty much looking at one when he looks in the mirror!

 

[Rock Hydra]

Chuck Norris vs. Ninja?

 

[dc]

chuck norris eats ninja's for breakfast

 

[Rock Hydra]

Originally posted by: dc
chuck norris eats ninja's for breakfast

Kinky. 😕

 

[Hammerhead]

Originally posted by: dc
chuck norris eats ninja's for breakfast

...and sh!ts out sumo wrestlers.

 

[DaveSimmons]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Chuck Norris couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag. Any film he has ever been in that had even a miniscule chance of being good was ruined by his presence.

No, The Octagon and Lone Wolf McQuade were decent cheese, plus LWMcQ was chock-full of Carradine goodness!

 

[Fritzo]

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

 

[Kev]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Chuck Norris couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag. Any film he has ever been in that had even a miniscule chance of being good was ruined by his presence.

Even Gymkata?

 

[getbush]

You guys are just jealous. Chuck Norris is an unstoppable force of talent. I'm off to J. Crew

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: sm8000
"Walker told me I have AIDS."

Yup!