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Chuck Norris knows about the random facts!

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Originally posted by: RandomFool
Chuck was also a renowned teacher in the martial arts. Some of his students were Steve McQueen, Bob Barker, Priscilla Presley and Donnie & Marie Osmond.

I'd kinda like to see him fight someone
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:laugh:

 
I think it's pretty awesome he addressed it.

Oh, and those of you who are tools wondering why he is plugging his book on his website are douchnozzles that need to be roundhouse kicked in the neck.
 
I sent him an email and told him he was such a huge internet icon that he could even best Ditka. At the end of the email I said that if anyone tried being bigger, he could just roundkick them.
 
"Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris"

LMAO. These facts are hilarious.
 
Originally posted by: Kaervak
"Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris"

LMAO. These facts are hilarious.
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And true!
 
Chuck Norris knew about the fact generator before it was even made... In fact, he is the one who writes them.
 
"Chuck Norris' buddy icon is a picture of Tony Danza fellating himself."


"Chuck Norris drives a pickup truck upholstered in denim."

"One time I was trapped on the roof of a burning building with no way down. I yelled, "Help me Chuck Norris. Help me!" I saw something out of the corner of my eye. I turned to my right to see what it was. It was a small dot in the sky, but as I stared, the object got closer and closer. It was Chuck Norris! He landed on the roof and gave me an autographed headshot of himself. He then took off and left me there. Today, 70 percent of my body is covered with 1st degree burns. Chuck Norris is an asshole."

Chuck Norris's semen is a constant 90 proof. When he ejaculates, it shoots out and actually becomes little liquid bald eagles giving him the ability to impregnate women from over 40 miles away, depending on the temperature and wind strength.

Chuck Norris doesn't bleed. The red is a warning sign.
 
Chuck Norris walks with somewhat of a limp; this is not the result of a stunt injury, as certain media accounts have insinuated, but because of his cumbersome rhinoceros balls.
 
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