Chuck Norris knows about the random facts!

[Martin]

Originally posted by: darkxshade
Proof that chucky is watching... you better watch your corners for an incoming roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

 

[apinomus]

Originally posted by: Hammerhead
That picture of him on the page was the last thing the photographer saw before he was round-house kicked in the head.

OMG you're going to make me lose my job laughing that much!

 

[mundane]

Originally posted by: darkxshade
Proof that chucky is watching... you better watch your corners for an incoming roundhouse kick.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

 

[Stojakapimp]

remember...he doesn't sleep, he waits

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Wow he took the chance to mention the Random Chuck Norris facts to push his new ****** books..lol.
That's bad ass...lol.

 

[HN]

Chuch Norris created the Wild West in his own image? :Q

 

[imported_LoKe]

I love how he just used this to advertise the hell out of his stuff.

 

[mchammer187]

Originally posted by: LeiZaK

Originally posted by: SagaLore
It would have been hilarious had he ended that paragraph with "Just to set the record straight, all of these facts are 100% true."

tru dat

double true

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: acemcmac
What a tool. Why did he have to plug his books there?

'Cause he is Chuck Norris and that's his website, dumbass.

 

[chambersc]

chuck is the man.

 

[mrSHEiK124]

See sig for proof of Chuck Norris's awesomeness.

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: Joemonkey
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LOL that's fantastic!

 

[MikeMike]

my sig is better chuck norris isnt that great

 

[Winchester]

Originally posted by: apinomus

Originally posted by: Hammerhead
That picture of him on the page was the last thing the photographer saw before he was round-house kicked in the head.

OMG you're going to make me lose my job laughing that much!

Me too.

 

[Kenazo]

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

😀

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: SupaDupaCheez
Top 30 Link for the lazy 🙂

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[MercenaryForHire]

I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously.

Because if he took it seriously, he'd be too busy roundhouse kicking people in the face to post a message. 🙂

- M4H

 

[LanceM]

If you come across the one that mentions Chuck Norris has no father (aka Jesus; in fact, his testosterone impregnated his mother), check the rating... when I came across it, it said 6.66. Funny.

I tried so hard to cap it, but I had already clicked a rating when I noticed it.

 

[MasterAndCommander]

The reason emo bands are so emo is because they are being persecuted by Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris hates emos.

 

[Triumph]

Chuck Norris sees a golden opportunity to peddle his books. Chuck Norris will kick the Bible's ass.

 

[MasterAndCommander]

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: MasterAndCommander
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

*HEAD EXPLODES FROM EXCESSIVE LOL*

 

[RandomFool]

Chuck was also a renowned teacher in the martial arts. Some of his students were Steve McQueen, Bob Barker, Priscilla Presley and Donnie & Marie Osmond.

I'd kinda like to see him fight someone

 

[SilentZero]

Chuck Norris is my hero!!!!!!

 

[kongs]

Thats so great that he saw all those quotes. I was wondering if he had seen any of them. I love how he posts that message as if people were really worried about how he would take it.