Chuck Norris is nuts

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: Babbles

Originally posted by: deepred98
Texas sovereignty ftw! Norris Kinky for prez/vp

Why the hell not?


<---- displaced Texan

vote for kinky!

 

[SparkyJJO]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Fayd

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Fayd

Originally posted by: S Freud
If he won I would move to Texas.

same here.

I wouldn't move to Texas if Jenna Jameson was the governor and giving free blow jobs to everyone who relocated to her state.

texas is one of the preferred places i'd like to move.

fwiw, i have lived in southern california. texas doesnt seem too great a departure from that. (warm dry environment) but it has the added advantage over california of being cheap living and having lax gun control laws.

Correction, it is flat as a pancake and hot as hell...especially during the summer.

And I would never move to a state based solely on their gun control laws.

I live in San Diego (lived in SoCal for 19 years now) and I'd never leave here for Texas.

Gun control laws? What? It is Texas, I didn't think they had any.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: deepred98
Texas sovereignty ftw! Norris Kinky for prez/vp

California right behind it.

 

[0roo0roo]

u has to click
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdsTUcuD7YA

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Fayd

Originally posted by: S Freud
If he won I would move to Texas.

same here.

I wouldn't move to Texas if Jenna Jameson was the governor and giving free blow jobs to everyone who relocated to her state.

Couldn't you have picked a better person to illustrate your point?

Fine, Janet Reno.

Nude table dances broadcast live from the capital every Tuesday night.

 

[Fayd]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Fayd

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Fayd

Originally posted by: S Freud
If he won I would move to Texas.

same here.

I wouldn't move to Texas if Jenna Jameson was the governor and giving free blow jobs to everyone who relocated to her state.

texas is one of the preferred places i'd like to move.

fwiw, i have lived in southern california. texas doesnt seem too great a departure from that. (warm dry environment) but it has the added advantage over california of being cheap living and having lax gun control laws.

Correction, it is flat as a pancake and hot as hell...especially during the summer.

And I would never move to a state based solely on their gun control laws.

I live in San Diego (lived in SoCal for 19 years now) and I'd never leave here for Texas.

i live in san diego too, and texas is one of the places i would leave here for.

it's not like i get much use out of the beach anyways. it's been years since i've been to it. (i even have a scuba cert and all the gear, and still too lazy to go)

 

[Ballatician]

If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

They tried to market Chuck Norris brand toilet paper but it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris don't take shit from nobody!

 

[larry89]

Originally posted by: SparkyJJO

Originally posted by: Crono
I don't particularly like or dislike the guy, but this has potential for epic matchup:
Who would win in a fight, the governator of Kahliforneeya or the governor of Texass?

Chuck Norris never loses.

except to Bruce Lee..

 

[roid450]

Originally posted by: Ballatician
If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

They tried to market Chuck Norris brand toilet paper but it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris don't take shit from nobody!

OMG that post made me LOL so hard, shit, i think I had a piece of cereal lodged in a nasal passage :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[JoPh]

chuck norris will put a boot to your face!

 

[JoPh]

Originally posted by: roid450

Originally posted by: Ballatician
If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

They tried to market Chuck Norris brand toilet paper but it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris don't take shit from nobody!

OMG that post made me LOL so hard, shit, i think I had a piece of cereal lodged in a nasal passage :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

classic.

 

[growled]

Originally posted by: S Freud
If he won I would move to Texas.

Just what I was thinking.

 

[polarmystery]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Fayd

Originally posted by: S Freud
If he won I would move to Texas.

same here.

I wouldn't move to Texas if Jenna Jameson was the governor and giving free blow jobs to everyone who relocated to her state.

What if that girl Heather Brooke from ideepthroat.com gave you one instead? She's WAYYY better...

 

[KB]

Chuck Norris may be forgetting something.

Patrick Henry taught that, "Our Constitution is ? an instrument for its people to restrain the government." Yet our Congress and president stampede that founding document, overlook its explicitness and manipulate its words to abandon a balance of power and accommodate their own desires, partisan politics and runaway spending."

Wasn't it a guy from Texas who ignored our constitution and came closest to eliminating privacy and free speech all because of a war he started? http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03...hington/09lawyers.html

 

[JDub02]

Chuck is my hero. I think Texas should form a country again with Chuck Norris, Ted Nugent, and Jack Bauer as the founding fathers.

 

[Josh123]

<--------- Proud Texan

 

[spacejamz]

Originally posted by: SparkyJJO

Originally posted by: Crono
I don't particularly like or dislike the guy, but this has potential for epic matchup:
Who would win in a fight, the governator of Kahliforneeya or the governor of Texass?

Chuck Norris never loses.

When Chuck Norris has sex, he is never on the bottom because he never fvcks up!

 

[us3rnotfound]

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He passes out after two wine coolers.

 

[dabuddha]

Can you believe he's 69 years old

 

[us3rnotfound]

Originally posted by: dabuddha
Can you believe he's 69 years old

yes


Chuck Norris was once trapped in a paper bag for 3 days.

 

[SphinxnihpS]

Originally posted by: 13Gigatons
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/i...PAGE.view&pageId=91103


Love some of his movies but man he is really over the edge.

How so?

Edit: No I do NOT mean, 'How do you love some of his movies?', though that begs a separate question.

 

[irishScott]

Random story comes to mind.

A couple of semesters ago I had an awesome professor. On the midterm, one of the students (not me) wrote "Chuck Norris" as the answer. Professor drew a stick figure with a cowboy hat and gave him 2/30 points for the problem.

True story. Actually saw the paper.

 

[Babbles]

Originally posted by: irishScott
Random story comes to mind.

A couple of semesters ago I had an awesome professor. On the midterm, one of the students (not me) wrote "Chuck Norris" as the answer. Professor drew a stick figure with a cowboy hat and gave him 2/30 points for the problem.

True story. Actually saw the paper.

That's awesome! What type of course was that?

 

[Baked]

The guy is older than John McCain! Nothing will go wrong!

 

[kstu]

Originally posted by: us3rnotfound
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He passes out after two wine coolers.

:laugh: