Chuck Norris is nuts

Crono

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I don't particularly like or dislike the guy, but this has potential for epic matchup:
Who would win in a fight, the governator of Kahliforneeya or the governor of Texass?
 

SparkyJJO

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Originally posted by: Crono
I don't particularly like or dislike the guy, but this has potential for epic matchup:
Who would win in a fight, the governator of Kahliforneeya or the governor of Texass?

Chuck Norris never loses.
 

EvilYoda

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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
And people give California shit for electing Arnold governor...

I dont' see how Chuck is worse than Ahnold...Arnold seems much more the meathead to me. Granted, I don't know if Chuck's married to a walking skeleton with strong political ties.
 

Redfraggle

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It's Chuck Norris, he already won. This is just his pleasant way of announcing his plans to become the world's overlord.
 

JulesMaximus

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Originally posted by: EvilYoda
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
And people give California shit for electing Arnold governor...

I dont' see how Chuck is worse than Ahnold...Arnold seems much more the meathead to me. Granted, I don't know if Chuck's married to a walking skeleton with strong political ties.

Arnold was running against an inept buffoon who was being recalled. He had a zero point zero chance of losing that election.
 

Fayd

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Originally posted by: Crono
I don't particularly like or dislike the guy, but this has potential for epic matchup:
Who would win in a fight, the governator of Kahliforneeya or the governor of Texass?

chuck norris.
 

Fayd

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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: EvilYoda
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
And people give California shit for electing Arnold governor...

I dont' see how Chuck is worse than Ahnold...Arnold seems much more the meathead to me. Granted, I don't know if Chuck's married to a walking skeleton with strong political ties.

Arnold was running against an inept buffoon who was being recalled. He had a zero point zero chance of losing that election.

yep. i dont see how chuck could lose an open election in texas, though.

anyways, it's a rather interesting clause that texas has, allowing them to legally cecede from the US.
 

Fayd

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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: Fayd
Originally posted by: S Freud
If he won I would move to Texas.

same here.

I wouldn't move to Texas if Jenna Jameson was the governor and giving free blow jobs to everyone who relocated to her state.

texas is one of the preferred places i'd like to move.

fwiw, i have lived in southern california. texas doesnt seem too great a departure from that. (warm dry environment) but it has the added advantage over california of being cheap living and having lax gun control laws.
 

miketheidiot

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chuck norris has to be one of the stupidest people alive. If texans were to elect him governor, i would be fine with letting that state leave.
 

Howard

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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: Fayd
Originally posted by: S Freud
If he won I would move to Texas.

same here.

I wouldn't move to Texas if Jenna Jameson was the governor and giving free blow jobs to everyone who relocated to her state.
Couldn't you have picked a better person to illustrate your point?
 

JulesMaximus

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Originally posted by: Fayd
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: Fayd
Originally posted by: S Freud
If he won I would move to Texas.

same here.

I wouldn't move to Texas if Jenna Jameson was the governor and giving free blow jobs to everyone who relocated to her state.

texas is one of the preferred places i'd like to move.

fwiw, i have lived in southern california. texas doesnt seem too great a departure from that. (warm dry environment) but it has the added advantage over california of being cheap living and having lax gun control laws.

Correction, it is flat as a pancake and hot as hell...especially during the summer.

And I would never move to a state based solely on their gun control laws.

I live in San Diego (lived in SoCal for 19 years now) and I'd never leave here for Texas.
 

JulesMaximus

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Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: Fayd
Originally posted by: S Freud
If he won I would move to Texas.

same here.

I wouldn't move to Texas if Jenna Jameson was the governor and giving free blow jobs to everyone who relocated to her state.

Couldn't you have picked a better person to illustrate your point?

I was going for name recognition. :p
 

judasmachine

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Originally posted by: Babbles
Originally posted by: deepred98
Texas sovereignty ftw! Norris Kinky for prez/vp

Why the hell not?


<---- displaced Texan :(

Same here. I voted for Kinky in that election. Now I rot on the beach in FLA, sorry guys.