Chuck Norris is 67???

[dainthomas]

Originally posted by: TheBloodguard

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
I bet he dyes his hair and beard.

He needs to tone town his teeth whitening..way too unnatural

I laughed at his political support add for HuckabeePolitical Ad

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Better get your affairs in order. Chuck Norris just kicked you in the head so fast it tore a hole in the space-time continuum. You won't feel it until next week.

 

[michaelsslave]

i lost respect for chuck after he turned into a bible thumper
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7czRrFNRQO0

 

[StageLeft]

I assumed he was at least 50. In those infomercials he does he's certainly no hardbody. Great shape for his age, but you can see he's got some years there.

 

[Agentbolt]

For a bit of comparison, Patrick Stewart is also 67.

 

[Wag]

All those infomercials keep him young.

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: michaelsslave
i lost respect for chuck after he turned into a bible thumper
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7czRrFNRQO0

yes. People who believe in a religion have nothing to offer society.

 

[Miramonti]

He's as plastic as burt reynolds.

 

[Agentbolt]

Originally posted by: illusion88

Originally posted by: michaelsslave
i lost respect for chuck after he turned into a bible thumper
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7czRrFNRQO0

yes. People who believe in a religion have nothing to offer society.

Yeah, because people who obnoxiously thump Bibles and bring up God at every single opportunity whether it's called for or not, they do SO much to further the Christian cause. :roll:

 

[Nitemare]

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

 

[aplefka]

We were going over some Chuck Norris jokes last week at a party. Sure are some classics.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard, just another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the world down.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Agentbolt

Originally posted by: illusion88

Originally posted by: michaelsslave
i lost respect for chuck after he turned into a bible thumper
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7czRrFNRQO0

yes. People who believe in a religion have nothing to offer society.

Yeah, because people who obnoxiously thump Bibles and bring up God at every single opportunity whether it's called for or not, they do SO much to further the Christian cause. :roll:

dude.. this is chuck. fvking. norris.

dude can say whatever he wants.
and you best listen.