Continuity28
Golden Member
Originally posted by: dmcowen674
It doesn't say what party affiliation.
Does it need to? I'd think you of all people would vote with that word added in. 😛
Originally posted by: dmcowen674
It doesn't say what party affiliation.
Originally posted by: Fritzo
Is this real? I can't find one legit piece of proof this is real anywhere. This sounds like a joke.
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
That's really a horrible reason to vote for someone...I'm not a Bush fan either but voting for someone based on a "polished exterior" is insane.
/end of candidacyCaptain Koons
* Hello, little man. Boy, I sure heard a bunch about you. See, I was a good friend of your Daddy's. We were in that Hanoi pit-of-he11 over five years together. Hopefully, you'll never have to experience this yourself, but when two men are in a situation like me and your Daddy were, for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities of the other. If it had been me, who had not made it, Major Coolidge would be talkin' right now to my son, Jim. But the way it worked out is I'm talkin' to you, Butch. I got somethin' for you.
* This watch I got here was first purchased by your great-granddaddy. It was bought during the First World War in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee. It was bought by Privat Ernie Coolidge the day he set sail for France. It was your great-granddaddy's war watch, made by the first company to ever make wristwatches. You see, up until then, people just carried pocketwatches. Your great-granddaddy wore that watch every day he was in the war. Then when he had done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, took the watch off his wrist and put it an ol' coffee can. And in that can it stayed 'til your grandfather Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight again, this time against the Japanese.
* This time they called it World War Two. Your great-granddaddy gave it to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his dad's. Your granddad was a Marine and he was killed at the battle of Wake Island. Your granddad was facing death and he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leavin' that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, your 22-year-old grandfather asked a crewman on an Air Corps transport plane named Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son, who he had never seen in the flesh, his gold watch. Three days later, your grandfather was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his Dad's gold watch. This watch.
* This watch was on your Daddy's wrist when his plane was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a North Vietnamese prison camp. Now he knew if the g00ks ever saw the watch it'd be confiscated. Taken away. The way your Daddy looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be d*mned if any slopeheads were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something; his a$$. Five long years he wore this watch, up his a$$. Then, just before he died of amoebic dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my a$$ for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
Originally posted by: daniel1113
I vote for Walken as The Continental.
Originally posted by: MisterCornell
I don't see how liking Walken as an actor translates into voting for him as President.
Originally posted by: adambooth
Originally posted by: MisterCornell
I don't see how liking Walken as an actor translates into voting for him as President.
This is America, remember?
Reagan and Arnold.Originally posted by: dmcowen674
Originally posted by: adambooth
Originally posted by: MisterCornell
I don't see how liking Walken as an actor translates into voting for him as President.
This is America, remember?
To young to remember Reagan eh??
Originally posted by: tk149
Scene from Pulp fiction
/end of candidacyCaptain Koons
* Hello, little man. Boy, I sure heard a bunch about you. See, I was a good friend of your Daddy's. We were in that Hanoi pit-of-he11 over five years together. Hopefully, you'll never have to experience this yourself, but when two men are in a situation like me and your Daddy were, for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities of the other. If it had been me, who had not made it, Major Coolidge would be talkin' right now to my son, Jim. But the way it worked out is I'm talkin' to you, Butch. I got somethin' for you.
* This watch I got here was first purchased by your great-granddaddy. It was bought during the First World War in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee. It was bought by Privat Ernie Coolidge the day he set sail for France. It was your great-granddaddy's war watch, made by the first company to ever make wristwatches. You see, up until then, people just carried pocketwatches. Your great-granddaddy wore that watch every day he was in the war. Then when he had done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, took the watch off his wrist and put it an ol' coffee can. And in that can it stayed 'til your grandfather Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight again, this time against the Japanese.
* This time they called it World War Two. Your great-granddaddy gave it to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his dad's. Your granddad was a Marine and he was killed at the battle of Wake Island. Your granddad was facing death and he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leavin' that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, your 22-year-old grandfather asked a crewman on an Air Corps transport plane named Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son, who he had never seen in the flesh, his gold watch. Three days later, your grandfather was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his Dad's gold watch. This watch.
* This watch was on your Daddy's wrist when his plane was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a North Vietnamese prison camp. Now he knew if the g00ks ever saw the watch it'd be confiscated. Taken away. The way your Daddy looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be d*mned if any slopeheads were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something; his a$$. Five long years he wore this watch, up his a$$. Then, just before he died of amoebic dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my a$$ for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
Originally posted by: surreal1221
so here I am being the naive one, this can't be legit can it? lol
Originally posted by: Crazyfool
Originally posted by: surreal1221
so here I am being the naive one, this can't be legit can it? lol
I'm trying to figure this out too, lol.
Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
Originally posted by: Crazyfool
Originally posted by: surreal1221
so here I am being the naive one, this can't be legit can it? lol
I'm trying to figure this out too, lol.
I assumed it wasn't.
Originally posted by: Crazyfool
Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
Originally posted by: Crazyfool
Originally posted by: surreal1221
so here I am being the naive one, this can't be legit can it? lol
I'm trying to figure this out too, lol.
I assumed it wasn't.
That is probably a safe assumption but I looked at a couple pages on that site and it is frightenly real looking. 😕