Christmas is a time of joy and giving!...BULL!
It's a time of...
* Anxiety. With running around to buy gifts for everybody.
* People thinking I'm too old for toys, when if fact I'll take Legos over sweaters anyday.
* Guilt for not being able to see all my friends and family.
* Sulking on how much older I'm getting and how complacent I've become.
I'm a bitter man, send me Santy Claus so I can kick em square in the NUTS!
It's a time of...
* Anxiety. With running around to buy gifts for everybody.
* People thinking I'm too old for toys, when if fact I'll take Legos over sweaters anyday.
* Guilt for not being able to see all my friends and family.
* Sulking on how much older I'm getting and how complacent I've become.
I'm a bitter man, send me Santy Claus so I can kick em square in the NUTS!