Christmas Joke

tyler811

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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,"You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.

"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."

Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow a nd asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "These are Carols."

And So The Christmas Season Begins

 

HN

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i'll just sneak this post in here...

i am going to laugh maniacally at the first person to repost the "z0MG, best christmas lights display EVAR!1!! :shocked: "
 

Jhill

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Originally posted by: HN
i'll just sneak this post in here...

i am going to laugh maniacally at the first person to repost the "z0MG, best christmas lights display EVAR!1!! :shocked: "

Me too
 

HN

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Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: HN
i'll just sneak this post in here...

i am going to laugh maniacally at the first person to repost the "z0MG, best christmas lights display EVAR!1!! :shocked: "

Me too
shhh...i'm good snickers for every r you're getting ;)
yes, i'm easily amused today.
 

grohl

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how many "olds. law" posts will this generate?

Not bad, though.