Christmas gift for SO

[Gothgar]

What is everyone getting their SO for Christmas?

I need some ideas!

 

[Leros]

Get a dual-bag vacuum cleaner.

 

[JohnCU]

take a look inside..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg

NSFWish

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: Leros
Get a dual-bag vacuum cleaner.

got her a sweet vacuum for Valentines

 

[CorCentral]

We don't exchange gifts anymore, we get what we want for ourselves.

No more hearing this from your SO: FUCK,........... OH, OH, it's a..... Yea' I like that! *That will look great up in the attic with all my other shit!* :laugh:

 

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by: CorCentral
No more hearing this from your SO: FUCK,........... OH, OH, it's a..... Yea' I like that!

There's a joke here.

 

[Farang]

Originally posted by: dNor

Originally posted by: CorCentral
No more hearing this from your SO: FUCK,........... OH, OH, it's a..... Yea' I like that!

There's a joke here.

sexual intercourse

 

[rezinn]

Get her some oven mitts.

 

[CorCentral]

Originally posted by: Farang

Originally posted by: dNor

Originally posted by: CorCentral
No more hearing this from your SO: FUCK,........... OH, OH, it's a..... Yea' I like that!

There's a joke here.

sexual intercourse

So easy.
My yummy wife deserves sounds like that.

 

[Farang]

Originally posted by: CorCentral

Originally posted by: Farang

Originally posted by: dNor

Originally posted by: CorCentral
No more hearing this from your SO: FUCK,........... OH, OH, it's a..... Yea' I like that!

There's a joke here.

sexual intercourse

So easy.
My yummy wife deserves sounds like that.

yummy.. I dunno she is kinda salty sometimes

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: Farang

Originally posted by: dNor

Originally posted by: CorCentral
No more hearing this from your SO: FUCK,........... OH, OH, it's a..... Yea' I like that!

There's a joke here.

sexual intercourse

in the wrong hole?

 

[CorCentral]

Originally posted by: Farang

Originally posted by: CorCentral

Originally posted by: Farang

Originally posted by: dNor

Originally posted by: CorCentral
No more hearing this from your SO: FUCK,........... OH, OH, it's a..... Yea' I like that!

There's a joke here.

sexual intercourse

So easy.
My yummy wife deserves sounds like that.

yummy.. I dunno she is kinda salty sometimes

That's where the hot sauce comes into play!

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: Farang

Originally posted by: dNor

Originally posted by: CorCentral
No more hearing this from your SO: FUCK,........... OH, OH, it's a..... Yea' I like that!

There's a joke here.

sexual intercourse

in the wrong hole?

hahahha

 

[paulney]

A laptop, but it's not a surprise gift. She needs it, and I bought it for her. So, as a surprise gift I will probably get her something from Iridesse. Especially since I have $100 of $300 coupon from them as a 'Thank you' for the last purchase.

 

[Farang]

Originally posted by: CorCentral

Originally posted by: Farang

Originally posted by: CorCentral

Originally posted by: Farang

Originally posted by: dNor

Originally posted by: CorCentral
No more hearing this from your SO: FUCK,........... OH, OH, it's a..... Yea' I like that!

There's a joke here.

sexual intercourse

So easy.
My yummy wife deserves sounds like that.

yummy.. I dunno she is kinda salty sometimes

That's where the hot sauce comes into play!

I brought that up the other night.. she told me her dumbass husband does it and she came to me to get away from his use of condiments in the bedroom. Then we both laugh at his expense, naked, before getting it on (sex)

 

[CorCentral]

Originally posted by: Gothgar

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: Farang

Originally posted by: dNor

Originally posted by: CorCentral
No more hearing this from your SO: FUCK,........... OH, OH, it's a..... Yea' I like that!

There's a joke here.

sexual intercourse

in the wrong hole?

hahahha

What hole is wrong as long as with a woman? :laugh:
Did you kids just get back from a school trip from the local Prison?

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: CorCentral

What hole is wrong as long as with a woman? :laugh:
Did you kids just get back from a school trip from the local Prison?

no hole is wrong as long as it's okay with her :thumbsup: never dated a girl who would do that though..

 

[CorCentral]

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: CorCentral

What hole is wrong as long as with a woman? :laugh:
Did you kids just get back from a school trip from the local Prison?

no hole is wrong as long as it's okay with her :thumbsup: never dated a girl who would do that though..

Well I was, how do you say......... Lucky twice with my wifey. Too big she says, no more. (serious)

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: CorCentral

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: CorCentral

What hole is wrong as long as with a woman? :laugh:
Did you kids just get back from a school trip from the local Prison?

no hole is wrong as long as it's okay with her :thumbsup: never dated a girl who would do that though..

Well I was, how do you say......... Lucky twice with my wifey. Too big she says, no more. (serious)

well hey maybe us not-so-well endowed men have something on our side after all. :thumbsup:

 

[CorCentral]

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: CorCentral

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: CorCentral

What hole is wrong as long as with a woman? :laugh:
Did you kids just get back from a school trip from the local Prison?

no hole is wrong as long as it's okay with her :thumbsup: never dated a girl who would do that though..

Well I was, how do you say......... Lucky twice with my wifey. Too big she says, no more. (serious)

well hey maybe us not-so-well endowed men have something on our side after all. :thumbsup:

Well I know one thing, all the spammers ran away real quick! :laugh:
Dayyum!

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: CorCentral

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: CorCentral

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: CorCentral

What hole is wrong as long as with a woman? :laugh:
Did you kids just get back from a school trip from the local Prison?

no hole is wrong as long as it's okay with her :thumbsup: never dated a girl who would do that though..

Well I was, how do you say......... Lucky twice with my wifey. Too big she says, no more. (serious)

well hey maybe us not-so-well endowed men have something on our side after all. :thumbsup:

Well I know one thing, all the spammers ran away real quick! :laugh:
Dayyum!

hey, don't discount us that quickly!!!!

had to make the steaks

 

[CorCentral]

Originally posted by: Gothgar

Originally posted by: CorCentral

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: CorCentral

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: CorCentral

What hole is wrong as long as with a woman? :laugh:
Did you kids just get back from a school trip from the local Prison?

no hole is wrong as long as it's okay with her :thumbsup: never dated a girl who would do that though..

Well I was, how do you say......... Lucky twice with my wifey. Too big she says, no more. (serious)

well hey maybe us not-so-well endowed men have something on our side after all. :thumbsup:

Well I know one thing, all the spammers ran away real quick! :laugh:
Dayyum!

hey, don't discount us that quickly!!!!
had to make the steaks

Damn, make mine EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA Well done...... No Pink, but cooked all the way through BUT NOT BURNT!!!!!!!!. I like my steak well done without having to pull a shotgun out to shoot it before I eat it!
Most people will disagree with me 100% here, but a steak CAN be cooked perfectly and Well Done, while still maintaining it's flavor.

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: CorCentral

Damn, make mine EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA Well done...... No Pink, but cooked all the way through BUT NOT BURNT!!!!!!!!. I like my steak well done without having to pull a shotgun out to shoot it before I eat it!
Most people will disagree with me 100% here, but a steak CAN be cooked perfectly and Well Done, while still maintaining it's flavor.

oh shit you've done it now. i remember the last time i said that, had to put my super flame suit on. i didn't even tell them that i put ketchup on it. although i do like it burnt sometimes

 

[jagec]

Let's see, condoms, run...

Mostly just condoms and rum.

 

[CorCentral]

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: CorCentral

Damn, make mine EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA Well done...... No Pink, but cooked all the way through BUT NOT BURNT!!!!!!!!. I like my steak well done without having to pull a shotgun out to shoot it before I eat it!
Most people will disagree with me 100% here, but a steak CAN be cooked perfectly and Well Done, while still maintaining it's flavor.

oh shit you've done it now. i remember the last time i said that, had to put my super flame suit on. i didn't even tell them that i put ketchup on it. although i do like it burnt sometimes

Don't know what to say? Fuck all of you that say fuck me that a Steak cannot taste good well done :laugh:

Butterfly a damn Porterhouse and cook it.................. Most people have not a clue.