Christians are touchy

[n0cmonkey]

Is this serious?

EDIT: changed the title because *ALL* Christian's are sane intelligent people that never do drugs.

 

[RGN]

yes

 

[gopunk]

don't forget, they're objective

gotta love this caption: Hypnotically encased iMacs trick unsuspecting computer users into accepting Darwinism

 

[Heisenberg]

The ability of people to completely twist reality and delude themselves never ceases to amaze me.

Well, except the for Macs are evil part.

 

[djheater]

even better caption:
Chained to Evolutionism: Pokemon's pro-Darwinism propaganda is inescapable

This guy should be in marketing. He turns a phrase well. Perhaps he was a preacher.

 

[tweakmm]

I actualy remember reading somewhere that the site was a very elaborate satire(alot of the e-mail address were from non existant domains and there were a couple badly photoshoped photos)
Here

 

[Brutuskend]

For any christian to talk of propaganda comming from any other group is at best laughable and at worse sad.........

 

[Sir Fredrick]

rotfl

The real operating system hiding under the newest version of the Macintosh operating system (MacOS X) is called... Darwin! That's right, new Macs are based on Darwinism! While they currently don't advertise this fact to consumers, it is well known among the computer elite, who are mostly Atheists and Pagans. Furthermore, the Darwin OS is released under an "Open Source" license, which is just another name for Communism.

This has gotta be fake.

 

[incallisto]

<< rotfl

The real operating system hiding under the newest version of the Macintosh operating system (MacOS X) is called... Darwin! That's right, new Macs are based on Darwinism! While they currently don't advertise this fact to consumers, it is well known among the computer elite, who are mostly Atheists and Pagans. Furthermore, the Darwin OS is released under an "Open Source" license, which is just another name for Communism.

This has gotta be fake. >>



If it's not, the author must be a Microsoft Lead-Programmer. Who else could generate such hatred for the Open Source movement?

 

[DAPUNISHER]

<< Apparently anti-Christian zealots -- as well as shocked Christians who have unwittingly become Mac owners -- are linking to this article, which explains the large number of emails we have received on this topic. More clues have come in showing the dark nature of Apple Computers. According to one of our readers, the new MacOS X contains another Satanic holdover from the "BSD Unix" OS mentioned above; to open up certain locked files one has to run a program much like the DOS prompt in Microsoft Windows and type in a secret code: "chmod 666". What other horrors lurk in this thing? >>


What a tool. The devil is in my computer!!!

 

[fatalbert]

ROTF

 

[bandXtrb]

Wow, I thought i was reading The Onion

 

[rpc64]

Those are some pretty outlandish statements, especially the ones about Macintosh. I am a Christian, but I really don't believe that there are all these people on a mission just to secretly push darwinism/evolutionism on Christians. There are a lot of tv shows, etc out there that are based on or feature evolutionist ideas simply because there are a lot of people that believe in evolution. Christians just need to pay attention to these things and if we don't like it, don't watch it and don't buy it.

 

[exp]

<< The first personal computer sold by Apple was priced by Steve Jobs and his hippy friend Steve Wozniak at $666. Need we say more? >>

ROFL

 

[bandXtrb]

This website has got to be a joke.



<< Pastor Rosas of the ecumenical Catholic Outreach Baptist Ministries has helped us greatly in bringing awareness of the anti-Christian bigotry on our Internet to the Catholic Hispanic community. Though most of the Pastor's flock are too poor to own computers, they are still a valuable asset for raising the awareness of more affluent Christians >>

:Q

 

[CADsortaGUY]

<< This website has got to be a joke. >>



It is

 

[Sir Fredrick]

NART NART NART!

j/k

 

[djheater]

It is a funny joke. More interesting for the comments it comments it produces than for sake of its own content.

 

[SmackdownHotel]

<< For any christian to talk of propaganda comming from any other group is at best laughable and at worse sad......... >>



Damn, well said.

 

[Jimbo]

Me thinks it is a joke.
Notice where it links?

Landover Baptist Church

 

[Orsorum]

<< Me thinks it is a joke.
Notice where it links?

Landover Baptist Church >>



lol I remember finding that site about three, four years ago... I had a great coupla evenings poring over it all. Funny stuff, if you're secure in your own beliefs.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

That page rox



<< Hypnotically encased iMacs trick unsuspecting computer users into accepting Darwinism >>




Always knew George Lucas was nothing but a pervert!

 

[troglodytis]

COCk?

Christians On Crack

 

[d1abolic]

The entire site is just one big joke. I especially enjoy this part. Scroll down to "Habu's Corner." LMFAO! Oh, and here's more:

<< If you find an atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY! >>

 

[exp]

<< The core of the moon is essentially a large crystal of metallic iron. When it is struck by meteorites (or moon landers) it will reverberate for a period of time - depending on the strength of the impact - much as a tuning fork does. The reason we do not hear the moon reverberating in the sky is that sound waves do not propagate through the vacuum of space that is between the moon and earth. However, in 1969, Apollo astronauts placed seismic devices on the moon's surface to measure the reverberations directly. These devices recorded the impacts of meteorites as expected, but they also picked up a strange, persistent, low-frequency waveform. When the waveform was run through audio processing computers which sped it up and applied various filters to it, it was discovered to be an echoing voice. The voice was speaking in ancient Aramaic! >>

AHahahahaha!!! Can't..breath......must....stop......laughing...