Chopper Catches Glimpse of an Unknown World in the Amazon

[Juno]

Originally posted by: biggestmuff
I smell a new reality show; Jungle Mayor man.

where's george?

 

[Eli]

:laugh:

This thread has induced several LOL's.

 

[Random Variable]

I bet they have sex with their women before the age of 18.

If they're truly isolated, there's probably quite a bit of incest going on.

 

[Delta6Echo]

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Starbucks will be opening a store there by June 10th

you should know by now, Starbucks works much faster than that.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com...69773_0a9b37144f_o.jpg

I love the guy with the fvcking Barista apron.....lol

 

[SaoFeng]

AHHHHHAHHA the coke bottle comment is the best!

 

[biggestmuff]

Wouldn't it be funny if the people that discovered the tribe, went on to write huge academic dissertations on the tribe based on the photos and their knowledge of the region. During a press conference Q&A Mel Gibson stands up and is like, "Hey, A-holes, I was filming 'Apocalypto II: Kingdom in Ruin'"

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: Homerboy

Originally posted by: Uppsala9496
My dad sent me an email on this:
Did you see the pictures of those goof ball natives trying to shoot at the helicopter with their arrows concerning the undiscovered tribe in South America? Had to laugh because some Montangyards tried that on me and were no match for an M60. HA!

classy

Yup, like father like son.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: child of wonder
Send like 10 missionaries from 10 different religions in there and make a new reality show "So you want to convert an uncontacted tribe?"

I think a FOX executive just got a massive boner, but doesn't know why.

 

[E equals MC2]

Originally posted by: Mr Pickles

Originally posted by: ObiDon

Originally posted by: pcslookout
I bet when they saw the flying machine they think the same thing we do when we see a ufo. We can't explain it.

yep, someone should head back while dressed up in a "grey" costume... possibly with a projector and some novelty items such as flash paper or a wand that turns into a bouquet of flowers.

Yeah, bring a flashlight with you and become their god.

That is if you get them to calm down before arrowing you in the throat.

 

[Triumph]

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Starbucks will be opening a store there by June 10th

you should know by now, Starbucks works much faster than that.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com...69773_0a9b37144f_o.jpg

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: Triumph

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Starbucks will be opening a store there by June 10th

you should know by now, Starbucks works much faster than that.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com...69773_0a9b37144f_o.jpg

I just noticed the dark one is wearing a Starbucks smock too haha!

 

[Throckmorton]

That may be the funniest photoshop I have ever seen

 

[robphelan]

Funai does not make contact with such tribes and prevents invasions of their land to ensure their autonomy, the foundation said.

but he does choose to perform low altitude flyovers in a deafening chopper inducing a wind-god euphoria over the natives.

 

[fr]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Starbucks will be opening a store there by June 10th

you should know by now, Starbucks works much faster than that.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com...69773_0a9b37144f_o.jpg

Haha that's great.

 

[rubix]

man are they going to be pissed when google streetview drives through their place next week.

 

[Saint Michael]

Heh, stupid natives.

 

[SlickSnake]

Originally posted by: biggestmuff
Wouldn't it be funny if the people that discovered the tribe, went on to write huge academic dissertations on the tribe based on the photos and their knowledge of the region. During a press conference Q&A Mel Gibson stands up and is like, "Hey, A-holes, I was filming 'Apocalypto II: Kingdom in Ruin'"

LOL!

Darn, I was going to post that it was just a bunch of horny gay Apocalypto fanbois. Or a gay nudist Apocalypto dude ranch or something funny to that effect. You just took the shaft out of my arrow.

Great replies, BTW! :laugh:

 

[chuckywang]

If they are truly uncontacted, why do they wear clothing that covers their genitals?

 

[SlickSnake]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
If they are truly uncontacted, why do they wear clothing that covers their genitals?

Would you enjoy mosquito and ant bites on your pecker?

 

[biggestmuff]

Originally posted by:chuckywang
If they are truly uncontacted, why do they wear clothing that covers their genitals?

interesting.

 

[OS]

i liked how they were shooting at the helicopter with bow and arrows.

they don't know who they are f---ing with

they should be happy there wasn't a cruise missile flying back over

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: BassBomb
How have these guys not been found before?

are they up some giant cliff which we cannot reach by normal means (aka feet)?

There are many places in the rainforest no one has been. You can't land a chopper in many of them and the hike to get to them is to dangerous for many to attempts.

 

[Nerva]

i dont get the empty coke can comment. i am not from the internet.

maybe they know the road of el dorado

 

[biggestmuff]

Originally posted by: 3cho
i dont get the empty coke can comment. i am not from the internet.

maybe they know the road of el dorado

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[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: BassBomb
How have these guys not been found before?

are they up some giant cliff which we cannot reach by normal means (aka feet)?

There are many places in the rainforest no one has been. You can't land a chopper in many of them and the hike to get to them is to dangerous for many to attempts.

They should hire me as a consultant so I can inform them that they can hang a rope from a helicopter and put guys on the ground that way.

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