Chinese wedding night.. (A Brutuskend JOKE)

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A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. He is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firs time and you berry frighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting you say.

Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want ......numba 69" More thoughtful silence this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries.............. "You want... Beef wif Broccori?"
 

bmacd

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Jan 15, 2001
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eh....it wasn't as funny as it was built up to be. Sorry...i've seen MUCH better from you. Keep 'em coming!

-=bmacd=-
 

joemamma

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yeah that totally makes sense...seeing as how a chinese couple would speak to each other in broken english
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Originally posted by: joemamma
yeah that totally makes sense...seeing as how a chinese couple would speak to each other in broken english

Okay, Mr.Sensative, go have a beer or go outside.

nik
 

bmacd

Lifer
Jan 15, 2001
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Originally posted by: joemamma
yeah that totally makes sense...seeing as how a chinese couple would speak to each other in broken english

lol...now THIS is funny. I would never have caught that if you hadn't of pointed it out.

-=bmacd=-
 

dethman

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Oct 12, 1999
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Originally posted by: joemamma
yeah that totally makes sense...seeing as how a chinese couple would speak to each other in broken english

haha now THAT was funny.
 

MiataGirl

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Originally posted by: joemamma
yeah that totally makes sense...seeing as how a chinese couple would speak to each other in broken english

one could be cantonese and the other could be mandarin. how about that?
 

SSP

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Oct 11, 1999
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Originally posted by: MiataGirl
Originally posted by: joemamma
yeah that totally makes sense...seeing as how a chinese couple would speak to each other in broken english

one could be cantonese and the other could be mandarin. how about that?

LOL! :D
 

RGN

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Feb 24, 2000
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That is too funny!!!

numba 69... beef with broccoli.

Thats fvcking awesome
 

0roo0roo

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bah that wasn't that great, it was too predictable. something about "wang" would have been predictable too, but more likely to be funny.


 

crypticlogin

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You know, the local place I frequent doesn't use just numbers anymore. Now the dishes are prefixed with letters describing the category and the numbers are reused, e.g. "V10" -- veggie delight (or something), "C10" -- combination plate of general tso's, egg roll, fried rice, "S10" -- side dish of something, etc.

Grrr... something as simple as ordering takeout just doesn't need that kind of micromanagement! :(

(And it's been said before but Brutuskend, fight tooth and nail to keep your day job. :D)